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C.O.D. or D.O.A.?

1 posted on 09/05/2012 3:37:34 PM PDT by nickcarraway
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I’m sure she appreciated it anyway.


2 posted on 09/05/2012 3:46:11 PM PDT by Jonty30 (What Islam and secularism have in common is that they are both death cults.)
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Shroedinger’s idiot.


3 posted on 09/05/2012 3:49:22 PM PDT by tacticalogic ("Oh, bother!" said Pooh, as he chambered his last round.)
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4 posted on 09/05/2012 3:50:21 PM PDT by JoeProBono (A closed mouth gathers no feet - Mater tua caligas exercitus gerit ;-{)
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Silly man. That’s why there’s FTD.


5 posted on 09/05/2012 3:52:23 PM PDT by Jagdgewehr (It will take blood)
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it’s the (lack of) thought that counts


9 posted on 09/05/2012 4:12:55 PM PDT by bigbob
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Hold muh rice wine and watch this!


12 posted on 09/05/2012 4:18:45 PM PDT by TigersEye (dishonorabledisclosure.com - OPSEC (give them support))
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Darwin Award winner!


13 posted on 09/05/2012 4:23:58 PM PDT by Route395
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This is a Malcom In The Middle moment.


14 posted on 09/05/2012 4:28:50 PM PDT by lefty-lie-spy (Stay metal. For the Horde \m/("_")\m/ - via iPhone from Tokyo.)
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This guy needs to keep it simple. Justin Timberlake spells out the steps to take here.
15 posted on 09/05/2012 4:31:27 PM PDT by Future Snake Eater (CrossFit.com)
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Sounds like Undead Thread material.


16 posted on 09/05/2012 4:43:11 PM PDT by Darksheare (Try my coffee, first one's free.....)
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This is a Malcom In The Middle moment.


20 posted on 09/05/2012 4:52:37 PM PDT by lefty-lie-spy (Stay metal. For the Horde \m/("_")\m/ - via iPhone from Tokyo.)
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I guess he’s lucky she didn’t mark the package RETURN TO SENDER.


22 posted on 09/05/2012 4:56:49 PM PDT by SamAdams76
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He’s lucky he wasn’t shipped via UPS. He’d have multiple broken bones and lacerations.


23 posted on 09/05/2012 5:05:24 PM PDT by Fresh Wind ('People have got to know whether or not their president is a crook.' Richard M. Nixon)
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Either he didn't see the SNL video ...

... or he got it terribly wrong ...

27 posted on 09/05/2012 5:36:23 PM PDT by x
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http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Gift_(The_Velvet_Underground_song)

Waldo Jeffers.


32 posted on 09/05/2012 5:45:42 PM PDT by Lurker (Violence is rarely the answer. But when it is it is the only answer.)
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Would you consent for this to be the September Undead Thread?


40 posted on 09/06/2012 6:25:37 AM PDT by Darksheare (Try my coffee, first one's free.....)
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To: nickcarraway; a fool in paradise; Slings and Arrows
The girlfriend's response?


49 posted on 09/06/2012 5:48:41 PM PDT by Revolting cat! (Bad things are wrong!)
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the courier company mixed up the address with another delivery.

Why does the USPS come to mind?....LOL!

156 posted on 09/09/2012 2:21:45 PM PDT by Hot Tabasco (My 6 pack abs are now a full keg......)
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I wonder if shipping myself (as a romantic gesture) would work on her! Eye yam desprat!

(I’ve heard that persistence pays off, but with most women today persistence pays off with a court restraining order!


252 posted on 09/11/2012 6:01:58 PM PDT by Revolting cat! (Bad things are wrong!)
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Hurry up, peepel, The Woman Who Laughed and Swallowed A Knife thread is still ahead of us in number of posts!


400 posted on 09/16/2012 12:35:21 PM PDT by Revolting cat! (Bad things are wrong!)
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