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To: Lazamataz
Chuck Norris is not immortal...

He just chooses not to die.

32 posted on 09/04/2012 6:21:14 PM PDT by Mad Dawgg (If you're going to deny my 1st Amendment rights then I must proceed to the 2nd one...)
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To: Mad Dawgg

I’m issuing a challenge to myself. I’m only posting Chuck Norris jokes I personally come up with. Two of them, above.


35 posted on 09/04/2012 6:22:25 PM PDT by Lazamataz (Communist Party = Democrats. Socialist Party = Republicans. WE NEED A CAPITALIST FREEDOM PARTY!)
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To: Mad Dawgg

In the Beginning, God created the Heavens and Earth. That’s because, a few seconds earlier, Chuck Norris suggested it.


37 posted on 09/04/2012 6:24:41 PM PDT by Lazamataz (Communist Party = Democrats. Socialist Party = Republicans. WE NEED A CAPITALIST FREEDOM PARTY!)
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