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Posted on 09/04/2012 5:14:54 PM PDT by Kartographer
Full Title: Chuck Norris,Who Cuts Through A Hot Knife With Butter, Refuses To Stand On The Sidelines For Socialism
We know you love your family and your freedom as much as Gena and I do, and it is because of that we can no longer sit quietly or stand on the sidelines and watch our country go the way of socialism or something much worse.
As Edmund Burke said, 'All that is necessary for the triumph of evil is that good men and women do nothing.'
Our great president, Ronald Reagan said, 'Freedom is never more than one generation away from extinction. We didn't pass it to our children in the bloodstream. It must be fought for, protected and handed on for them to do the same.
President Reagan went on to say that 'You and I have a rendezvous with destiny. We will preserve for our children this last best hope of man on earth, or we will sentence them to take the first step into a thousand years of darkness. If we fail, at least let our children and our children's children say of us we justified our brief moment here. We did all that could be done.
Please stand with us, let's unite for God and country. And may God continue to bless the United States of America. See you at the polls.
(Excerpt) Read more at zerohedge.com ...
Chuck Norris' tears can cure cancer. The problem is, Chuck Norris has never cried. Ever.
Chuck Norris has already been to Mars; that’s why there are no signs of life there.
In fine print on the last page of the Guinness Book of World Records it notes that all world records are held by Chuck Norris, and those listed in the book are simply the closest anyone else has ever gotten.
Chuck Norris once broke the land speed record on a bicycle that was missing its chain and the back tire.
A Handicap parking sign does not signify that this spot is for handicapped people. It is actually in fact a warning, that the spot belongs to Chuck Norris and that you will be handicapped if you park there.
Chuck Norris can play Xbox live on an Atari 2600.
Chuck Norris doesn’t flush the toilet, he scares the sh*t out of it.
Chuck Norris...speaks Braille.
LOL!
Death once had a near-Chuck Norris experience.
If Chuck Norris had performed in the movie “300”, the film would have been called... “1”.
Chuck Norris’ headstone will read: I’m not dead. I simply slumber, and wait.
How ya doing Laz?
I’m okay, providing Chuck Norris agrees.
He just chooses not to die.
Cthulu belongs to the Cult of Chuck Norris.
I’m issuing a challenge to myself. I’m only posting Chuck Norris jokes I personally come up with. Two of them, above.
Chuck Norris is the only man who can beat Chuck Norris in a fair fight.
In the Beginning, God created the Heavens and Earth. That’s because, a few seconds earlier, Chuck Norris suggested it.
ahahaha - NO - it’s not worded wrong -
you should read this list
Enjoy
http://www.chucknorrisfacts.com/chuck-norris-top-50-facts
Yep ;o)
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