Chuck Norris,Who Cuts Through A Hot Knife With Butter,

ZeroHedge ^ | 9/4/12 | Tyler Durden

[Kartographer]

Full Title: Chuck Norris,Who Cuts Through A Hot Knife With Butter, Refuses To Stand On The Sidelines For Socialism

We know you love your family and your freedom as much as Gena and I do, and it is because of that we can no longer sit quietly or stand on the sidelines and watch our country go the way of socialism or something much worse.

As Edmund Burke said, 'All that is necessary for the triumph of evil is that good men and women do nothing.'

Our great president, Ronald Reagan said, 'Freedom is never more than one generation away from extinction. We didn't pass it to our children in the bloodstream. It must be fought for, protected and handed on for them to do the same.

President Reagan went on to say that 'You and I have a rendezvous with destiny. We will preserve for our children this last best hope of man on earth, or we will sentence them to take the first step into a thousand years of darkness. If we fail, at least let our children and our children's children say of us we justified our brief moment here. We did all that could be done.

Please stand with us, let's unite for God and country. And may God continue to bless the United States of America. See you at the polls.

[Kartographer]

"May God Bless America!"

[Kartographer]

Chuck Norris’ Dire Warning For America

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7ud3pK5Wa90&feature=player_embedded

[ATOMIC_PUNK]

Who Cuts Through A Hot Knife With Butter,

Is this intended to be worded wrong ?

Isn't it supposed to be "cut through butter with a hot knife" ?

[Alex Murphy]

Is this intended to be worded wrong ? Isn't it supposed to be "cut through butter with a hot knife" ?

Stand back - someone's about to get a roundhouse kick to the face!

[Kartographer]

Guess you’ve never heard an Chuck Norris facts?

Chuck Norris’ hand is the only hand that can beat a Royal Flush.

The original title for Alien vs. Predator was Alien and Predator vs Chuck Norris.

The film was cancelled shortly after going into preproduction. No one would pay nine dollars to see a movie fourteen seconds long.

Chuck Norris pours the milk first, then he pours the cereal. Then he places the bowl.

When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn’t lifting himself up, he’s pushing the Earth down.

Chuck Norris can light a fire by rubbing two ice-cubes together.

[deoetdoctrinae]

Chuck Norris has a grizzly bear rug in his room. The bear isn't dead, it's just afraid to move.

Ghosts sit around the campfire and tell Chuck Norris stories.

There used to be a street named after Chuck Norris, but it was changed because nobody crosses Chuck Norris and lives.

[time4good]

Chuck Norris can count to infinity - twice.

[AFret.]

Chuck Norris was an only child....eventually.

[Mad Dawgg]

Chuck Norris doesn't sleep...

He waits.

[beebuster2000]

don’t stop with the chuck norris jokes.

you got me rolling with laughter

[Mad Dawgg]

Chuck Norris can divide by zero.

[sima_yi]

Chuck Norris doesn’t go hunting. Hunting implies the possibility of failure. Chuck Norris goes killing.

[Mad Dawgg]

Chuck Norris doesn't use a gun....

He inserts bullets manually.

[deoetdoctrinae]

Chuck Norris can unscramble eggs.

Chuck Norris won a staring contest with his eyes closed.

Chuck Norris built the hospital he was born in.

[Clay Moore]

Chuck Norris sleeps with a night light. Darkness is afraid of him.

[battousai]

For you further education and entertainment you may also want to do a Google image search on ‘chuck norris meme’ ;)

[JoeProBono]

Chuck Norris can blow bubbles with beef jerky.

[tx_eggman]

Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his father did.

[battousai]

Actually here's a good one ;)

[deoetdoctrinae]

Chuck Norris once ate a bottle of sleeping pills. They made him blink.