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To: ATOMIC_PUNK

Guess you’ve never heard an Chuck Norris facts?

Chuck Norris’ hand is the only hand that can beat a Royal Flush.

The original title for Alien vs. Predator was Alien and Predator vs Chuck Norris.

The film was cancelled shortly after going into preproduction. No one would pay nine dollars to see a movie fourteen seconds long.

Chuck Norris pours the milk first, then he pours the cereal. Then he places the bowl.

When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn’t lifting himself up, he’s pushing the Earth down.

Chuck Norris can light a fire by rubbing two ice-cubes together.

5 posted on 09/04/2012 5:36:19 PM PDT by Kartographer ("We mutually pledge to each other our lives, our fortunes and our sacred honor.")

To: Kartographer

Chuck Norris has a grizzly bear rug in his room. The bear isn't dead, it's just afraid to move.

Ghosts sit around the campfire and tell Chuck Norris stories.

There used to be a street named after Chuck Norris, but it was changed because nobody crosses Chuck Norris and lives.

6 posted on 09/04/2012 5:43:05 PM PDT by deoetdoctrinae (Gun free zones are playgrounds for felons.)

To: Kartographer

Chuck Norris can divide by zero.

11 posted on 09/04/2012 5:51:42 PM PDT by Mad Dawgg (If you're going to deny my 1st Amendment rights then I must proceed to the 2nd one...)

To: Kartographer

Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his father did.

18 posted on 09/04/2012 5:59:47 PM PDT by tx_eggman (Liberalism is only possible in that moment when a man chooses Barabas over Christ.)

To: Kartographer

Superman and Chuck Norris decided to fight it out, once and for all.

Loser had to wear his underpants on the outside forever.

41 posted on 09/04/2012 7:31:21 PM PDT by Travis McGee (www.EnemiesForeignAndDomestic.com)

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