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Chuck Norris,Who Cuts Through A Hot Knife With Butter,
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| 9/4/12
| Tyler Durden
Posted on 09/04/2012 5:14:54 PM PDT by Kartographer
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"May God Bless America!"
To: Kartographer
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posted on
09/04/2012 5:15:58 PM PDT
by
Kartographer
("We mutually pledge to each other our lives, our fortunes and our sacred honor.")
To: Kartographer
Who Cuts Through A Hot Knife With Butter,Is this intended to be worded wrong ?
Isn't it supposed to be "cut through butter with a hot knife" ?
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posted on
09/04/2012 5:29:44 PM PDT
by
ATOMIC_PUNK
(Any man may make a mistake ; none but a fool will persist in it . { Latin proverb })
To: ATOMIC_PUNK
Is this intended to be worded wrong ? Isn't it supposed to be "cut through butter with a hot knife" ? Stand back - someone's about to get a roundhouse kick to the face!
To: ATOMIC_PUNK
Guess you’ve never heard an Chuck Norris facts?
Chuck Norris’ hand is the only hand that can beat a Royal Flush.
The original title for Alien vs. Predator was Alien and Predator vs Chuck Norris.
The film was cancelled shortly after going into preproduction. No one would pay nine dollars to see a movie fourteen seconds long.
Chuck Norris pours the milk first, then he pours the cereal. Then he places the bowl.
When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn’t lifting himself up, he’s pushing the Earth down.
Chuck Norris can light a fire by rubbing two ice-cubes together.
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posted on
09/04/2012 5:36:19 PM PDT
by
Kartographer
("We mutually pledge to each other our lives, our fortunes and our sacred honor.")
To: Kartographer
Chuck Norris has a grizzly bear rug in his room. The bear isn't dead, it's just afraid to move.
Ghosts sit around the campfire and tell Chuck Norris stories.
There used to be a street named after Chuck Norris, but it was changed because nobody crosses Chuck Norris and lives.
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posted on
09/04/2012 5:43:05 PM PDT
by
deoetdoctrinae
(Gun free zones are playgrounds for felons.)
To: ATOMIC_PUNK
Chuck Norris can count to infinity - twice.
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posted on
09/04/2012 5:45:48 PM PDT
by
time4good
To: deoetdoctrinae
Chuck Norris was an only child....eventually.
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posted on
09/04/2012 5:47:15 PM PDT
by
AFret.
("Charlie don't surf ! ")
To: time4good
Chuck Norris doesn't sleep...
He waits.
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posted on
09/04/2012 5:50:19 PM PDT
by
Mad Dawgg
(If you're going to deny my 1st Amendment rights then I must proceed to the 2nd one...)
To: deoetdoctrinae
don’t stop with the chuck norris jokes.
you got me rolling with laughter
To: Kartographer
Chuck Norris can divide by zero.
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posted on
09/04/2012 5:51:42 PM PDT
by
Mad Dawgg
(If you're going to deny my 1st Amendment rights then I must proceed to the 2nd one...)
To: beebuster2000
Chuck Norris doesn’t go hunting. Hunting implies the possibility of failure. Chuck Norris goes killing.
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posted on
09/04/2012 5:53:41 PM PDT
by
sima_yi
( Reporting live from the far North)
To: beebuster2000
Chuck Norris doesn't use a gun....
He inserts bullets manually.
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posted on
09/04/2012 5:54:36 PM PDT
by
Mad Dawgg
(If you're going to deny my 1st Amendment rights then I must proceed to the 2nd one...)
To: beebuster2000
Chuck Norris can unscramble eggs.
Chuck Norris won a staring contest with his eyes closed.
Chuck Norris built the hospital he was born in.
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posted on
09/04/2012 5:56:45 PM PDT
by
deoetdoctrinae
(Gun free zones are playgrounds for felons.)
To: Kartographer
Chuck Norris sleeps with a night light. Darkness is afraid of him.
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posted on
09/04/2012 5:57:27 PM PDT
by
Clay Moore
(The heart of the wise inclines to the right, but the heart of a fool to the left. Ecclesiastes 10:2)
To: ATOMIC_PUNK
For you further education and entertainment you may also want to do a Google image search on ‘chuck norris meme’ ;)
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posted on
09/04/2012 5:58:12 PM PDT
by
battousai
(Conservatives are racist? YES, I hate stupid white liberals.)
To: Kartographer
Chuck Norris can blow bubbles with beef jerky.
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posted on
09/04/2012 5:58:38 PM PDT
by
JoeProBono
(A closed mouth gathers no feet - Mater tua caligas exercitus gerit ;-{)
To: Kartographer
Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his father did.
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posted on
09/04/2012 5:59:47 PM PDT
by
tx_eggman
(Liberalism is only possible in that moment when a man chooses Barabas over Christ.)
To: ATOMIC_PUNK
Actually here's a good one ;)
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posted on
09/04/2012 6:00:17 PM PDT
by
battousai
(Conservatives are racist? YES, I hate stupid white liberals.)
To: JoeProBono
Chuck Norris once ate a bottle of sleeping pills. They made him blink.
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posted on
09/04/2012 6:00:24 PM PDT
by
deoetdoctrinae
(Gun free zones are playgrounds for felons.)
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