[Daffynition]

Without the sand sculpture in Charlotte to make a pilgrimage to, at least we have this.

[Average Al]

My dog needs a new fire hydrant along there.

[momtothree]

She tasted like chocolate? Racist!

[BuddaBudd]

First girl kiss?

[Louis Foxwell]

Note: He ordered cherry ripple. She had tangerine pineapple. For some everything tastes like chocolate.

[Huskrrrr]

My give-a-crap-ometer is now below zero.

[freedom4me]

It may never have happened without Mitt Romney:

Bain Capital, the investment firm that Mitt Romney made famous, made a leveraged buyout that saved the site of Barack and Michelle Obamas’ first kiss.

In 2005, Bain and two other private equity firms purchased Dunkin’ Brands Incorporated for $2.425 billion, according to a 2006 company press release.

Dunkin’ Brands is the parent company of Baskin-Robbins, at whose Hyde Park, Chicago location the president and his future wife Michelle went on their first date — and shared their first lip lock.

President Obama took the first lady out on a date in 1989 when the two worked at the same Chicago law firm, according to a Chicago Tribune article.

A 3,000-pound granite boulder now occupies the corner of Dorchester and 53rd Street, outside the ice cream parlor, bearing a quote about the couple’s first date.

Read more: http://dailycaller.com/2012/08/16/romneys-bain-saved-site-of-obamas-first-kiss/#ixzz25H1bm2de

[Joe 6-pack]

Will they have a plaque where he got his first blow job from Larry Sinclair?

[Irish Eyes]

Sorry, but I think I am going to be sick

[pollywog]

this really is pathetic. I would say that Obama has some serious low self esteem. Sickening!!!

[Huskrrrr]

Chris Matthews’ Bucket List just got longer.

[Dick Bachert]

How fitting that the Obama shrine is just up the road from this masterpiece:

[GeronL]

his first kiss was not Michele

[Kakaze]

Good Lord, what is this mecca west?

Sometimes you just have to shake your head in amazement.

[TheConservativeParty]

There are a few funny comments at the end of the article.

They will probably disable the comments soon.

Surely these 2 buffoons are the most narcissistic people on Earth.

[melancholy]

Whose ass did 0h0m0 kiss?

[erod]

Obama hates vanilla.

[dfwgator]

Will they mark the spot where he first did it with Larry Sinclair?

[dalebert]

What is this for..why is this supposed to be such a great big deal unless its to hide Barry's real tendencies.

[chris37]

All of a sudden I feel the urge to projectile vomit.

[MtnClimber]

Barf. Who would kiss a wookie?