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Central Texas woman aims for skunk, shoots husband
Fox Dallas/Fort Worth TV ^
| 27 Aug 2012
Posted on 08/28/2012 4:48:39 PM PDT by pepperdog
One of the funniest headlines I've ever read.
TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: banglist; husband; shoots; skunk
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To: pepperdog
Reminds me of the time my first wife was shooting at the husband and shot a skunk..
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posted on
08/28/2012 7:16:09 PM PDT
by
montanajoe
(Blame Flame Shame or Beg I won't vote for R/R)
To: pepperdog
I’ve never shot anybody on purpose either...
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posted on
08/28/2012 7:25:06 PM PDT
by
stormer
To: pepperdog
To: pepperdog
WOW........bet she plays a mean game of billiards....what a shot....banked the .45 ball off the long rail...kissed the 8 ball....tapped the near rail...did a reverse off the 3...back to the far rail...and ** B_A_M **.... cleanly into the far corner pocket.
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posted on
08/28/2012 8:00:54 PM PDT
by
jmax
(Full mag inserted, round in chamber, hammer is back...safety is OFF.)
To: pepperdog
That’s her story and she’s sticking to it.
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posted on
08/28/2012 8:48:53 PM PDT
by
bgill
To: Objective Scrutator
“The people who whine about guns the most have never seen one, fired one, or been shot by one.”
I have never whined about guns and I never intend to be shot by one either. My barrel is always pointed at a target and I ain’t a target!
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posted on
08/28/2012 8:54:05 PM PDT
by
sagar
To: pepperdog
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posted on
08/28/2012 9:53:31 PM PDT
by
Dryman
(Define Natural Born Citizen)
To: Dryman
Big Military related school. Ex Big 12, newly SEC.
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posted on
08/29/2012 2:42:23 AM PDT
by
tdscpa
To: pepperdog; Tax-chick
"Central Texas woman aims for skunk, shoots husband"Potato, potahto. I am a little curious to learn if the husband she shot is (was?) hers or the skunk's.
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posted on
08/29/2012 7:26:03 AM PDT
by
Still Thinking
(Freedom is NOT a loophole!)
To: Still Thinking; Anoreth
... the wife, who has a concealed handgun permit, came out of the home’s detached garage and saw a skunk. Kirk says the woman fired a .45-caliber handgun at the animal ...I'm betting she was aiming at her husband. Who shoots a skunk with a .45 right by their house/garage? Dead skunks STINK. Heck, who shoots a skunk, anyway? Just don't do anything startling and wait for it to wander off.
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posted on
08/29/2012 10:56:17 AM PDT
by
Tax-chick
(Now a hit television series starring Judi Dench!)
To: 50cal Smokepole
...the bullet ricocheted off a deck, went through the house’s closed back door and struck the husband in the abdomen.
Nice shootin’ thar, Tex....
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Bullets do crazy things in Texas #magicbullet
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posted on
08/29/2012 11:49:02 AM PDT
by
dmz
To: Tax-chick; Anoreth
Yeah, the matchup in varmint size vs. caliber sounded suspicious to me too. Hadn’t considered the olfactory implications, but that’s an excellent point.
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posted on
08/29/2012 8:23:27 PM PDT
by
Still Thinking
(Freedom is NOT a loophole!)
To: Still Thinking; Tax-chick; Anoreth
Hadn’t considered the olfactory implicationsWe ignore sulfhydryl compounds (or thiols or mercaptans, if you prefer) at our peril.
To: aposiopetic
Methyl butyrate is a real winner too.
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posted on
08/29/2012 9:02:15 PM PDT
by
Still Thinking
(Freedom is NOT a loophole!)
To: fso301
Reminds me of that story a few months ago where some guy shot at and hit what he thought was a wild pig that turned out to be his girlfriend.What, he couldn't tell that before he started dating her?
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posted on
08/29/2012 9:03:33 PM PDT
by
Still Thinking
(Freedom is NOT a loophole!)
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