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Lab tech parties with escaped monkeys
clickorlando.com ^
| 8-22-2012
Posted on 08/23/2012 4:13:55 AM PDT by Renfield
A Georgia Health Sciences University lab tech was recently discovered in a campus locker room engaging in unusual behavior.
Authorities said 32-year-old Coley Mitchell was jailed after he was found intoxicated with his pants down in a locker room in the Sanders Research and Education Building while two lab monkeys were found roaming free, outside their cages, the Augusta Chronicle reported.
Mitchell was booked into Richmond County jail on charges of public intoxication. The monkeys were examined and found to be unharmed.
TOPICS: Humor; Pets/Animals; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: monkeys; ohoh; party
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Lot of funny comments at the clickorlando.com site...mostly relating the incident to Obama in some way.
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posted on
08/23/2012 4:13:57 AM PDT
by
Renfield
To: Renfield
“Authorities said 32-year-old Coley Mitchell was jailed after he was found intoxicated with his pants down in a locker room...”
If Mitchell were a Republican, that would have been stated; hence he must be a Democrat since no political affiliation was listed.
Hell, I’m guessing he’s a Kennedy relative!
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posted on
08/23/2012 4:28:58 AM PDT
by
headsonpikes
(Mass murder and cannibalism are the twin sacraments of socialism - "Who-whom?"-Lenin)
To: Renfield
I just don’t know where to begin on this; suffice to say it sounds as though Mr. Mitchell is preparing for the DNC Convention.
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posted on
08/23/2012 4:29:07 AM PDT
by
Northern Yankee
(Where Liberty dwells, there is my Country. - Benjamin Franklin)
To: headsonpikes
That was my second thought. At least he didn’t taken them for a drive.
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posted on
08/23/2012 4:30:23 AM PDT
by
Northern Yankee
(Where Liberty dwells, there is my Country. - Benjamin Franklin)
To: Renfield
Looks like a couple freepers in the comment section. Lol. One even said “buggery”. ;0)
To: Renfield
Lee. Harvey. You are a madman....
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posted on
08/23/2012 4:44:41 AM PDT
by
Pete
(29thday.org Exponential problems require exponential solutions)
To: humblegunner; jaypounder; LessGovIsTheBestGov; Mobile Vulgus; Suvroc10; Brittany Pounders; ...
"Mitchell was booked into Richmond County jail on charges of public intoxication. The monkeys were examined and found to be unharmed."
All were returned to their respective cages in time to post their scheduled blog entries.
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posted on
08/23/2012 4:45:20 AM PDT
by
shibumi
(Cover it with gas and set it on fire.)
To: Renfield
The monkeys were examined and found to be unharmed."Unharmed" meaning.......
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posted on
08/23/2012 4:58:34 AM PDT
by
Gay State Conservative
(The Word Is Out,Harry Reid's Into Child Porn.Release All Your Photos,Harry!)
To: Renfield
When someone yells “Free the Monkeys!”, it's time to leave the party.
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posted on
08/23/2012 4:59:40 AM PDT
by
Never on my watch
(I can see November from the Chick-Fil-A drive through lane.)
To: Renfield
he was found intoxicated with his pants down in a locker room .....while two lab monkeys were found roaming free,
I'll bet the monkeys are still laughing over that one......
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posted on
08/23/2012 5:02:50 AM PDT
by
Hot Tabasco
(My 6 pack abs are now a full keg......)
To: Gay State Conservative
Did PETA demand rape kits?
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posted on
08/23/2012 5:17:29 AM PDT
by
SMARTY
("The man who has no inner-life is a slave to his surroundings. "Henri Frederic Amiel)
To: shibumi
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posted on
08/23/2012 5:20:22 AM PDT
by
humblegunner
(Pablo, being wily, pities the fool.)
To: Gay State Conservative
Did PETA demand rape kits?
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posted on
08/23/2012 5:23:57 AM PDT
by
SMARTY
("The man who has no inner-life is a slave to his surroundings. "Henri Frederic Amiel)
To: Hot Tabasco
He was just “spanking the monkey.”
To: Pete
And thats the facts JACK!
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posted on
08/23/2012 5:32:18 AM PDT
by
Tainan
(Cogito, ergo conservatus sum)
To: Northern Yankee
I demand equality for human-simian-simian marriage now, you bigots.
To: Renfield; Slings and Arrows; Daffynition; martin_fierro; beaversmom; momtothree; Bender2
Lot of funny comments at the clickorlando.com site...mostly relating the incident to Obama in some way. Understatement! No wonder the page starts off with a pic of "two pints of Guinness stout beer on bar".
In the Mood
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posted on
08/23/2012 5:38:57 AM PDT
by
Ezekiel
(The Obama-nation began with the Inauguration of Desolation.)
To: Renfield
Rock out with your monkey out!
To: Ezekiel
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posted on
08/23/2012 6:04:08 AM PDT
by
Daffynition
(Our forefathers would be shooting by now.)
To: headsonpikes
Likely an engagement party.
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posted on
08/23/2012 6:12:23 AM PDT
by
RavenLooneyToon
(Tail gunner Joe was right.)
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