"Hey, yall! It's great to be back here in the great state of Florida! Florida... like the maid on the Jeffersons right? I wonder... did they name the maid after the state or the state after the maid? Somethings you can never know I guess. Probably somebody does know and they'll lord it over me like I should have known it too. I'm having a senior moment, I guess. Uhhh... not like a dumb senior moment, you know like you can't remember your own name or you fill up your diaper... I mean 'absorbine underwear' or whatever the right thing to call it is. I'm not talking about that kind of senior moment, which isn't just for seniors incidently, those sorts of things could happen to anybody. I'm talking about the kinda senior moment when you're sharp as a tack and you're living in sunny beautiful Florida with your feet in the Caribbean Sea and you're thinking about how you can't wait to vote for Barack Obama again!! Am I right or what?!! Mick Romney and his other guy Brian... oh it's not Brian it's something else, but who cares? You seniors and senioritas aren't voting for them either, are you! You're voting for my main man Barack, ain't you?! Of course you are. You cubans too! Yeah. Like cigars... uh fine and expensive and worth it too. Worth it, right! I mean you didn't swim over here to vote for that guy with all the money who doesn't pay taxes, did you? You remember Baretta right - the guy Castro tossed out - he was pretty bad himself, until they overthrew him because he looted all the money like Romney. 'Don't do the crime if you can't do the time, Baretta... Don't do it!!" Sammy Davis Jr. sang that one. One-eye and a Jew. Let's hear it from the Jews, you're thick as thieves down here in Florida and you're voting for Barack, am I right?!! Yes!! I hope I'm not saying anything I oughtn'ta. Maybe I should stick to the script, but I hate those teleporter things. Can't read him. Old eyes. I got 'em."
LOL. That was very well done. And very creative to reel off that much material.
“Paging Mr. John Semmens. Mr. Semmens to the white courtesy phone. . .”
Thanks for the Ping, Nulls.