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Michael Jackson image in bird droppings for sale
kvia.com ^
| 13 Aug 2012
| Denise Crosby
Posted on 08/14/2012 9:46:24 PM PDT by smokingfrog
A man in Chicago said he hopes rabid Michael Jackson fans will appreciate, and pay top dollar for, a gift that a passing bird left on his windshield -- a likeness of the King of Pop.
Brandon Tudor placed the scat-covered windshield up for auction on eBay with a starting bid of $500.
Tudor told the Chicago-Sun Times that the gift from above landed on his windshield as he was driving with his girlfriend and daughters. He said upon splattering, everyone in the car saw the resemblance to the singer, even more so once the droppings "hardened."
"Everybody loves it," Tudor said. "There's not one person who's seen it that doesn't agree it looks like Michael Jackson."
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TOPICS: Chit/Chat
KEYWORDS: ebay; weird
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To: JoeProBono
Amazing! The hair and eyes, cheek bones and distorted nose.
It would be awesome if the buyer would allow Zak Bagans to do a lock down in its presence just to see if he can pick any EVPs.
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posted on
08/14/2012 11:11:28 PM PDT
by
tsowellfan
(Voting for Obama/Biden is like purposely swallowing two tapeworms)
To: doc1019
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posted on
08/14/2012 11:19:51 PM PDT
by
dagogo redux
(A whiff of primitive spirits in the air, harbingers of an impending descent into the feral.)
To: JoeProBono; shibumi
That’s amazing!
There’s even a hole where his nose used to be!
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posted on
08/15/2012 12:10:52 AM PDT
by
Salamander
(Truth is hate to those who hate the truth.)
To: dayglored
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posted on
08/15/2012 12:11:30 AM PDT
by
I see my hands
(It's time to.. KICK OUT THE JAMS, MOTHER FREEPERS!)
To: Salamander; JoeProBono
I found Raggedy Anne in my scrambled eggs this morning.
I was going to submit it to the news services, but then my wife admitted that she put it there.
I was hoping for simulacra by Divine Intervention. (sigh!)
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posted on
08/15/2012 12:26:39 AM PDT
by
shibumi
(Cover it with gas and set it on fire.)
To: Eccl 10:2
To: smokingfrog
I laugh as Jackson fans would hate to be called rabid.
To: garjog
looks like Hitler in drag doing a really poor Marilyn Monroe hold the dress down over the grate imitation with a terrible undercarriage secret exposed for all to enjoy...to me.
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posted on
08/15/2012 12:45:55 AM PDT
by
urbanpovertylawcenter
(where the law and poverty collide in an urban setting and sparks fly)
To: shibumi
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posted on
08/15/2012 1:23:04 AM PDT
by
Salamander
(Truth is hate to those who hate the truth.)
To: I see my hands
The one in the upper-right looks like Abraham Lincoln kissing a monkey.
To: FReepers; FRiends
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08/15/2012 2:13:34 AM PDT
by
onyx
(FREE REPUBLIC IS HERE TO STAY! DONATE MONTHLY! IF YOU WANT ON SARAH PALIN''S PING LIST, LET ME KNOW)
To: Cyber Ninja
To: smokingfrog
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posted on
08/15/2012 2:38:27 AM PDT
by
manic4organic
(We won. Get over it.)
To: Salamander; shibumi
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posted on
08/15/2012 3:06:06 AM PDT
by
JoeProBono
(A closed mouth gathers no feet - Mater tua caligas exercitus gerit ;-{)
To: I see my hands
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posted on
08/15/2012 5:35:22 AM PDT
by
smokingfrog
( sleep with one eye open (<o> ---)
To: JoeProBono
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posted on
08/15/2012 5:59:57 AM PDT
by
Salamander
(Truth is hate to those who hate the truth.)
To: Salamander
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posted on
08/15/2012 7:13:57 AM PDT
by
JoeProBono
(A closed mouth gathers no feet - Mater tua caligas exercitus gerit ;-{)
To: JoeProBono; stylecouncilor
To: Ezekiel
Strike up the band!
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posted on
08/15/2012 8:13:58 AM PDT
by
Daffynition
(Our forefathers would be shooting by now.)
To: Eccl 10:2
Pawn Stars is about as unrealistic as it gets in portraying real-world pawn shops, but THAT is funny!
MM
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posted on
08/15/2012 11:04:52 AM PDT
by
MississippiMan
(http://gogmagogblog.wordpress.com/)
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