Posted on 08/12/2012 1:46:51 PM PDT by nickcarraway
A woman was arrested in Oslo on Thursday after walking out of a shopping centre with a 42-inch flat screen television between her legs.
The woman, who was accompanied by a male companion, wandered out of the Elkjøp shopping centre in the Skøyen area of Oslo with the substantial item under her long flowing skirt.
A witness alarmed the police after spotting the cumbersome couple leaving the shopping centre at around 8pm on Thursday.
The woman was able to carry the widescreen television clasped between her legs and well hidden under her long skirt, to a nearby bus stop. The police however took up the chase and the pair were apprehended as their bus headed out of the city centre.
Oslo police reported that the incident was all in a day's work.
"It is not unusual that thieves put bits and bobs under their skirts of large sweaters," Tor Grøttom at Oslo police said.
Now that’s one ‘snatched’ TV!
Obviously, they are Beeming OPRAHS ‘LifeClasses’ over to Europe now. I thought only American white trash watched that stuff.
Hey OPRAH, Is Oamammy still the ONE???????
there are a lot of people now in Norway,
who weren’t born in Norway...
(and some of them, wear VERY long dresses...)
SEEMS LEGIT. |
INDUSTRIAL STRENGTH HUMOR |
No amateurs, please. Send FReepmail if you want on/off ISHP list |
|
The List of Ping Lists |
Probably a muzzie woman they are the only ones that wear long flowing dresses besides it was about 75 degrees here on Thursday. Muzzies usually take the bus too.
Criminals are using the Burka in Europe. It is perfect they can walk into a store with a full face covering and walk out and no one even questions them.
There is pictures in on the net of a man using the Burka for robing a store.
I worked in a computer-related chain store many years ago. We had a guy stuff a large laptop down the front of his pants and try to walk out with a huge, obvious rectangular bulge in his clothing.
In spite of the fact that pursuing a shoplifter was a firing offense, pretty much the whole staff went out the door after him. It looked like a scene from the movie ‘It’s a Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad, World’. We were getting robbed blind, and we were all tired of it.
One of the salesmen used to run track, and he ran the guy down several blocks away, tackled him, and brought the miscreant and the laptop back to the store and held the guy for the cops.
LOL haven’t heard that song in decades, would probably still laugh at it...
http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/1001719/posts
“magnae clunes mihi placent, nec possum de hac re mentiri.”
Would’ve been a cunning stunt had she gotten away with it....
Thems’ some thunderous thighs!
Pictures, please,...so we can determine guilt/no-guilt status....
Perhaps. But, when I was there in the early 90’s, all I saw were beautiful, tall, lovely Nordic goddesses. I pretty much felt as if I had been plucked up from Athens and delivered to Mount Olympus to view Aphrodite in all her splendor. Well, that’s a bit of an exaggeration, but not much of one.
Reminds me of the story of the father and daughter emmigrants on the Oregon trail who were robbed by outlaws along the trail.
After the robbers had departed, the father was bemoaning the loss of everything, including their horse and buggy; to which the daughter replied, as delicately and fatidiously as she could that the robbers hadn’t gotten everything. She told him that she had hidden their money and jewelry up under her skirts and underwear, in her “private place.”
To which the father burst out with, “By gaw, it’s a shame we didn’t have your mother with us. She could have saved the horse and buggy!”
“Wouldve been a cunning stunt had she gotten away with it....”
As admonished by Mayor Shinn in the flick, THE MUSIC MAN, “You mind your phraseology!” Some poor slob with a speech impediment, attempting to quote what you said, could blurt out something embarassing!
Disclaimer: Opinions posted on Free Republic are those of the individual posters and do not necessarily represent the opinion of Free Republic or its management. All materials posted herein are protected by copyright law and the exemption for fair use of copyrighted works.