[JoeProBono]

[Uncle Lonny]

Why spend all that money for the original when the late nite marketeers will soon be advertizing this coin(replica) coated with .00065 milligrams of pure gold for only $19.99?

Limit 100 coins per customer.

[ETL]

ANDY: See that nickel right there?

BARNEY: Yeah.

ANDY: Now, I paid ten dollars for that nickel. A month later a feller offered me fifty dollars for it. Wouldn't surprise me if I was to advertise I'd get, oh, a couple a hundred dollars.

BARNEY: For a nickel?

ANDY: Yeah.

BARNEY: How come?

ANDY: Well, they made a mistake at the mint. Look right here. See that buffalo right there?

BARNEY: Yeah.

ANDY: Facin' the wrong way.

BARNEY: Facin' the wrong way?

ANDY: Yeah.

BARNEY: Huh, and that makes it valuable?

ANDY: Yeah. I don't expect there's more than two or three in the whole country.

BARNEY: No fooling?

ANDY: Um Huh.

BARNEY: And it keeps increasing in value?

ANDY: Yeah. The fewer there are on the market...

BARNEY: And you say there only two?

ANDY: Two, or three at the most.

BARNEY: Ah huh..ah You wouldn't want to sale it, would ya'?

ANDY: Hum, you know somebody that wants to buy it?

BARNEY: Well, I might buy it.

ANDY: You might buy it?

BARNEY: Um huh. Couldn't give you know two hundred dollars..but I could give ya' fifty.

ANDY: Hmmm...

BARNEY: Seventy-five? Seventy-five's a deal?

ANDY: All right.

BARNEY: How about that? Thank ya', Andy. Let me just compare this with a regular nickel...HEY, ANDY! The buffalo on this nickel's facin' the same way!

ANDY: Let me see that rare nickel. Now, which ways the buffalo facin' on your regular nickel?

BARNEY: (Pointing to HIS right) Over there.

ANDY: There, you see. The buffalo on this rare nickel's facin' that'a way. (Pointing to HIS right.) Here, see.

BARNEY: (Walking around the desk) Yeah, yeah. I'll be darn..HEY, now mines facing the same way..DARN YOU, ANDY!

ANDY: Well, Barney, I's just tryin' to show you how easy it would be for you to get taken.

BARNEY: Well, I didn't think I's gonna get taken by my own friend, for heavens sake.

http://www.imayberry.com/tagsrwc/wbmutbb/anewsome/private/nickel.htm

[a fool in paradise]

The most valuable dime will be the one some insider drops on all of Barack Obama’s scandals.

[Fresh Wind]

Better check that jar of coins in my closet.

[smokingfrog]

I wish you would have told me about this earlier.

[Revolting cat!]

But WAIT, there is more!

[Revolting cat!]