Your Sloth Quotient: 27% |
You're a little lazy, but normally you're a very energetic and motivated person. Don't beat yourself up over a little laziness every now and then. You do need your downtime! |
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To: Lucky9teen
Woohoo!! It’s finally Friday!!!!!
2 posted on
08/10/2012 6:02:07 AM PDT by
ShadowAce
(Linux -- The Ultimate Windows Service Pack)
To: Lucky9teen
4 posted on
08/10/2012 6:04:56 AM PDT by
JRios1968
(I'm guttery and trashy, with a hint of lemon. - Laz)
To: 2111USMC; 21stCenturion; 2ndDivisionVet; 3AngelaD; 4mycountry; 5Madman2; 66-442hot; 6amgelsmama; ...
IN THE SPIRIT OF TODAY
I'M TOO LAZY TO CREATE MUCH
CLICK HERE TO BE INCLUDED OR TAKEN OFF THE LIST
5 posted on
08/10/2012 6:05:52 AM PDT by
Lucky9teen
(Peace is that brief glorious moment in history when everybody stands around reloading.~Thomas Jeffer)
To: Lucky9teen
To: Lucky9teen
12 posted on
08/10/2012 6:16:07 AM PDT by
Berlin_Freeper
(Siri: Gold Baby, Gold!)
To: Lucky9teen
13 posted on
08/10/2012 6:20:02 AM PDT by
cartan
To: Lucky9teen
Play golf . . .
A Golfer accidentally overturned his cart.
Elizabeth, a “beautiful” real golfer who lived in a villa on the
golf course heard the noise and yelled over to him.
“Hey, are you okay, what’s your name?”
“Willis,” he replied.
“Willis forget your troubles. Come to my villa,
rest up and I’ll help you get the cart up later.”
“That’s mighty nice of you,” Willis answered,
“but I don’t think my wife would like it.”
“Aw come on,” Elizabeth insisted.
She was very pretty and persuasive.
“Well okay,” Willis finally agreed,
And added, “but my wife won’t like it.”
After a hearty drink AND sexy driving and putting lessons, Willis thanked his host.
“I feel a lot better now, but I know my wife is going to be real upset.”
“Don’t be foolish! Elizabeth said with a smile , she wont know any thing. By the way, where is she?”
“Under the cart!”
16 posted on
08/10/2012 6:26:00 AM PDT by
sockhead
(Socialism means equality . . . everyone is equally miserable.)
To: Lucky9teen
18 posted on
08/10/2012 6:29:18 AM PDT by
Rightly Biased
(How do you say Arkanicide in Kenyan?)
To: Lucky9teen
21 posted on
08/10/2012 6:37:20 AM PDT by
cartan
To: Lucky9teen
22 posted on
08/10/2012 6:40:50 AM PDT by
Monkey Face
(Dogs + stress = If you can't eat it or play with it, pee on it and walk away.)
To: Lucky9teen
29-27, I win, or lose. Not sure.
To: Lucky9teen
25 posted on
08/10/2012 6:52:43 AM PDT by
smokingfrog
( sleep with one eye open (<o> ---)
To: Lucky9teen
Five Rules of Life
1. Money cannot buy happiness but its more comfortable to cry in a Mercedes than on a bicycle.
2. Forgive your enemy but remember the bastards name.
3. Help someone when they are in trouble and they will remember you when they’re in trouble again. (mostly)
4. Many people are alive only because its illegal to shoot them.
5. Alcohol does not solve any problems, but then again, neither does milk.
-UNKNOWN AUTHOR
28 posted on
08/10/2012 7:00:39 AM PDT by
Harley
(Life is Tough, But it's going to get a lot Tougher if you vote for Obama in Nov.)
To: Lucky9teen
Your Sloth Quotient: 9%
Post it now!
You’re certainly not lazy. If anything, you’re super charged, hyper, and always going.
Slow down a little. You can enjoy a slow afternoon without becoming a total couch potato
30 posted on
08/10/2012 7:12:54 AM PDT by
verga
(Forced to remove tag line by administrator)
To: Lucky9teen; Revolting cat!
Wooo! Top 40!!!!
31 posted on
08/10/2012 7:18:25 AM PDT by
a fool in paradise
(Eric Holder's NAACP rally against the voter ID laws required the press to bring govt issue photo ID.)
To: Lucky9teen
LAZY IS AS LAZY DOES.
32 posted on
08/10/2012 7:20:14 AM PDT by
red-dawg
(If muslims are exempt from Obamacare, then my name is Mohammed Suks.)
To: Lucky9teen
The silliness thread is here! The silliness thread is here!
RUN!!!
33 posted on
08/10/2012 7:20:54 AM PDT by
MarineBrat
(Better dead than red!)
To: Lucky9teen
Maybe should have practiced more.
34 posted on
08/10/2012 7:25:39 AM PDT by
red-dawg
(If muslims are exempt from Obamacare, then my name is Mohammed Suks.)
To: Lucky9teen
“Roll out those lazy, hazy, crazy days of summer. Those days of soda and pretzels and beer...”
35 posted on
08/10/2012 7:27:46 AM PDT by
a fool in paradise
(Eric Holder's NAACP rally against the voter ID laws required the press to bring govt issue photo ID.)
To: Lucky9teen
This will drive you nuts.
This from an orthopedic surgeon. It will confuse your mind and you’ll keep trying it over and over again to see if you can outsmart your foot, but you can’t. It’s pre-programed in your brain.
1. While sitting at your desk, lift your right foot off the floor and make clockwise circles.
38 posted on
08/10/2012 7:54:34 AM PDT by
IM2MAD
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