Not too bad... not too bad at all--
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Okay, okay, campers, back to basics and "Are you ready... for some football!!!!"
Before I get too tanked up, here are my picks... for this first full weekend of NFL Pre-Season Football:
Now, Bendy, shouldn't you first ask... who President Ford would pick to win?
Gadzooks, no way! He's been out of office so long... his flicks are used as filler for the Mark Cuban's Soccer Channel--
Tonight's games... will go like this:
Washington 9 at Buffalo 35 as over-hyped... find his tail well stomped by buffalo hoofprints--
New Orleans 10 at New England 27 as Drew Brees finds that Roger Goodell's slow burn... thousand yard and a half stare has the fix in--
Pittsburgh 27 at Philadelphia 17: Old Philly Vick may have a new product endorsement... but the Stoolers have a new diet...
too!
Baltimore 21 at Atlanta 17: Hey, Hitch likes them Dirty Byrds... and so do I--
Green Bay 21 at San Diego 17: Overjoyed is big with his Packs victory and his... new cheesebra--
Denver 3 at Chicago 20: Poor Old Peyton, Bear bit... first time out of the Bronc chute--
Friday finds Tampa Bay 17 at Miami 31: Have a Tampa Bay finds themselves up to their bucking ears... in Dolfin poop
NY Jets 35 at Cincinnati 21: Rex Ryan finds his foot fetish fulfilled by a runnin' gunnin'... nakked to the waist Tebow--
Cleveland 28 at Detroit 27: Brown Stains in a quandary as the Real McCoy... out plays both Weeden and the Motor City Loins--
NY Giants 12 at Jacksonville 25: Few Manning Light plays as he snaps, "Hey, I won my 2nd Super Bowl, so why... do I have to even play in these so-called exhibitions?"
Arizona 3 at Kansas City 28: Yes, my old Dallas Texans... romp and stomp!
Minnesota 6 at San Francisco 27: No joy in Viqueensland as the 69ers put in Nancy... "Mad Dog' Pelosi as the starting fullmouthback--
Saturday we find Allegra's Texicans 12 at Carolina 28: Sorry, Allegra, but... is hitting on all 12 cylinders--
Allegra's Old Earlers 24 at Seattle 9: No TO popcorn for the Looney Left Coast's 12th Rainmen... TO is ALL POPPED OUT--
Sunday we have St. Louis 27 at Indianapolis 17: Andrew finds no luck as them Saint Louie Ewes... gang up on his rookie debut--
Monday night my Boys will occupy Oakland 35-10 with... extreme prejudice!
Okay, I've given my picks... what is y'all's? come get this stick away from me!
Teary-eyed? There ain’t no cryin’ in football!
I guess that a women can be just a blind as a man can.
I guess that a women can be just a blind as a man can.
Typical ABC, the headline is wrong. She's not a referee. A referee is just that, and wears a white hat. She's a line judge.
I can’t really root for her after reading this article:
Big deal. Pro football will be destroyed by the liberals so it will be injury free. Wait until the libs pull the race card about all the black players getting repetitive concussive brain injuries. The lawyers will have a field day. Pro football is dead, but doesn’t know it.
She meets the requirements. She’s ugly as ****. She hit every branch of the ugly tree as she fell off it.