What was the dazed raccoon doing wearing your pajamas?
[Rim shot]
A word juxtaposition which reminds me of my favorite joke, from the Last of the Summer Wine:
Old guy #1: "Whatever happened to Bill Douglass?"
Old guy #2: "He went off and married a girl from Eddington with a wooden leg named Emma Jones."
Old guy #1: "I might know her... What was the name of her other leg?"