No, you will not vote for him.
You will pretend to be relevant by performing an irrational action. It is the same as not voting, and in some locations not voting can provide an Obama win.
Aw, c’mon, bert! Get on the Joe Gahootinbollick bandwagon! The music’s great!
Its real simple. FReep mail me and I will give you my Paypal account info. I will take donations to soothe my guilt for selling out. its gonna cost you 2000 Bucks (the price of a new Fender Strat and Fender Amp)
Now the money has to be in my account by Oct 31st of this year. All you Romney lovers can get together and send the cash. I will gladly vote for him if you do this and you can even come into the voting both to audit my vote (I'll pretend I have trouble seeing and you are helping me)
Ball is in your court Romneybots. If its so damned important that I vote for Romney then here is your chance to make it happen!