[Gargantua]

I'm pretty sure I read somewhere on the internet that Dingey Harry was kicked out of his first Elementary School for molesting gerbils with Crayola Crayons. Apparently, according to the highly credible source close to the Reid Campaign (who asked to remain anonymous for fear of retribution), a young Dingey routinely enjoyed torturing small animals. I'm almost 97.5% positive I saw this somehwere on the internet, so you know it's probably true.

A fair characterization of the Yellow Journalism currently passed around and accepted as "news" by the LibeRat piss-stream media.

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[hcmama]

I'm pretty sure I read somewhere on the internet that Dingey Harry was kicked out of his first Elementary School for molesting gerbils with Crayola Crayons

If only his family had sought some help for him, he would not have become the pervert he is baselessly rumored to be today! His father was just probably too ashamed to admit what a freak his boy was alleged to have been!

[pansgold]

ROTFFLMAO!!!!

That’s funny!

[privatedrive]

The gerbil thing is absolutely true - I heard it first-hand from someone who was actually there and witnessed the act on more than one occasion.