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Swede's bottom impaled in freak funfair mishap
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Posted on 07/30/2012 6:02:56 PM PDT by a fool in paradise
A 31-year-old father of two is in hospital struggling against blood poisoning after a freak accident at a Swedish theme park on Sunday where a tow hitch on a childrens ride penetrated his rectum.
It was a complete shock to the whole body, the man told local paper Arbetarbladet.
The man had been visiting Furuvik theme park near Gävle in eastern Sweden with his two young daughters aged 2 and 4. The girls were enjoying the park's minicar rides, but the 4-year-old needed some help with operating the vehicle.
She cant step on the gas pedal herself, so I lifted her up and jumped on the back of the truck so she would fit in front of me, the father told the paper.
...It was terribly painful, said the man to the paper.
...When finally back at home, the man started to shiver and soon developed a very high temperature. After seeking medical assistance it was established that he had bacteria in his blood and was subsequently treated with penicillin against the infection and morphine for the pain.
...Erika Rydstrand, the Furuvik marketing director, told the paper that nothing like this has ever happened before despite the ride being one of the parks oldest. She also added that it is not supposed to be for adults.
Not even in your wildest dreams could you foresee an accident such as this. He must have sat down very hard seeing as his trousers were also ripped, she told the paper, adding that the incident was regrettable.
According to Arbetarbladet, police are currently investigating the incident, which has been classified as causing bodily harm, and will be questioning the 31-year-old man about how the accident happened.
The tow hitch has reportedly been removed from the vehicle.
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TOPICS: Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: milliontooneshot; napl
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Million to one shot, doc.
To: Slings and Arrows
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posted on
07/30/2012 6:04:00 PM PDT
by
a fool in paradise
(Eric Holder's NAACP rally against the voter ID laws required the press to bring govt issue photo ID.)
To: Revolting cat!
Doesn’t sound fun or fair.
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posted on
07/30/2012 6:05:53 PM PDT
by
a fool in paradise
(Eric Holder's NAACP rally against the voter ID laws required the press to bring govt issue photo ID.)
To: a fool in paradise
Rectum? Sounds likeit darned near killed him!
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posted on
07/30/2012 6:05:54 PM PDT
by
Lurker
(Violence is rarely the answer. But when it is it is the only answer.)
To: a fool in paradise
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posted on
07/30/2012 6:05:54 PM PDT
by
ClearCase_guy
(Roger Taney? Not a bad Chief Justice. John Roberts? A really awful Chief Justice.)
To: a fool in paradise
Rectum? Pert near killed, em.
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posted on
07/30/2012 6:06:35 PM PDT
by
irishtenor
(Everything in moderation, however, too much whiskey is just enough... Mark Twain)
To: a fool in paradise
Rectum? Pert near killed em.
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posted on
07/30/2012 6:06:55 PM PDT
by
irishtenor
(Everything in moderation, however, too much whiskey is just enough... Mark Twain)
To: a fool in paradise
Don’t sound like a funfair to me.
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posted on
07/30/2012 6:07:03 PM PDT
by
Lurkina.n.Learnin
(The democratic party is the greatest cargo cult in history.)
To: a fool in paradise
Don’t sound like a funfair to me.
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posted on
07/30/2012 6:07:19 PM PDT
by
Lurkina.n.Learnin
(The democratic party is the greatest cargo cult in history.)
To: Lurker
You were first, but I did it twice :>)
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posted on
07/30/2012 6:07:57 PM PDT
by
irishtenor
(Everything in moderation, however, too much whiskey is just enough... Mark Twain)
To: ClearCase_guy
I can certainly find more fun ways to spend a day out with the kidz.
/johnny
To: a fool in paradise
That’s the first thing I thought of
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posted on
07/30/2012 6:08:03 PM PDT
by
NativeSon
( Grease the floor with Crisco when I dance the Disco)
To: a fool in paradise
For some reason I think this guy belongs in this thread.
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posted on
07/30/2012 6:08:22 PM PDT
by
South40
("Islam has a proud tradition of tolerance." Hussein Obama, Cairo, Egypt, June 4, 2009)
To: a fool in paradise
Thousands of San Franciscans just booked vacations there........
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posted on
07/30/2012 6:08:43 PM PDT
by
Some Fat Guy in L.A.
(Still bitterly clinging to rational thought despite it's unfashionability)
To: a fool in paradise
Meanwhile, San Fransicko travel agents report a surge in interest with Swedish tours of funfairs............
To: a fool in paradise
Looks like the folks who designed Sweden’s immigration laws also got around to designing kiddie rides.
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posted on
07/30/2012 6:09:58 PM PDT
by
Steely Tom
(If the Constitution can be a living document, I guess a corporation can be a person.)
To: a fool in paradise
I wonder if the Chik Fil A protestors will be riding in one of these little karts?
To: JRandomFreeper
You can say that again, whole thing seems like a big pain in the ...
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posted on
07/30/2012 6:10:11 PM PDT
by
NativeSon
( Grease the floor with Crisco when I dance the Disco)
To: a fool in paradise
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posted on
07/30/2012 6:11:46 PM PDT
by
mylife
(The Roar Of The Masses Could Be Farts)
To: a fool in paradise
“It was a complete shock to the whole body, the man told local paper Arbetarbladet. “
Understatement.
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posted on
07/30/2012 6:13:32 PM PDT
by
Rebelbase
(The most transparent administration ever is clear as mud.)
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