[Responsibility2nd]

A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs. A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn’t need.

[Sparky21555]

I just bought a new fly rod last week that was on sale. The Mrs yelled at me about the money I had squandered.

“But honey, look at how much I saved at this price.” I said.

It didn’t fly (no pun intended) but I still have a new rod.

[Arrowhead1952]

A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn’t need, and then bitch about the item being in the way six months later.

Running and ducking..