[rurgan]

The government idiots will propose banning of pretty girls walking down the street. Surely they distract drivers and are so dangerous. how about banning most politicians, most government, and government bureaucrats?

[Vendome]

I can’t tell how many times I’ve almost had an accident when staring at them purdy girls who want to wash my car for their high school boosters....

[conservatism_IS_compassion]

The government idiots will propose banning of pretty girls walking down the street. Surely they distract drivers and are so dangerous.

In a “No Time for Sergeants” episode, two officers are involved in a fender-bender on base, and get into a dispute over who did or did not signal properly, or whatever. Andy Griffith makes it clear that he knows the cause of the accident - but won’t articulate how he knows, or what the problem was.

Finally the case goes to a court-martial, and Griffith is on the stand and asked what happened. At that moment a drop-dead gorgeous blonde enlisted woman walks though the room. And as Griffith enthusiastically greets her she happily returns her greeting. The officer in charge of the trial repeats the question, and Griffith asks how many fingers he was holding up on his left hand while greeting the corporal.

And of course none of them knows - and Griffins testifies that he was greeting that same corporal on the sidewalk at the time of the accident. In the deliberations that follow, one of the officers asks, “Can we find ‘Justifiable Negligence?"