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Too Easy. 72 year old driver. Driving on Hwy. 72. Has - no doubt - an IQ of 72. Probably driving 72 MPH.
As the officer approached the vehicle, he observed that the male passenger in the right front seat was ashen and shaking; clearly terrified
The little old lady behind the wheel explained that she thought the number on the Route Shields was the speed limit.
“Uh-huh. And what's wrong with you......there in the passenger seat?” the officer asked.
“We just got off the 118.”
"Mommas, don't let your babies grow up to ride in the back seat when Grandma is driving..."