That said, that cover is disgraceful.
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I am not religious in any way. I find non-PC jokes very funny. I also see a huge chasm between jokes, and downright attacks. As I said I do not follow any religion, but I take offense at blatant attacks on somebody else’s beliefs. I do not like it when I see my nephews do it to Christians on Facebook (of course their big beef is Christians don’t think you should boink like bunny rabbits then throw the inevitable “mistake” into the dumpster)...but this is orders of magnitude beyond the juvenile screeds from my young ignorant family members. I do not agree with Mormon doctrine, but I work with many and vacation with several, and have never met one since I was 9 years old that I did not like. I think this kind of villification happened once somewhere across the ocean in the early 30’s.
Why is it?
Do you not realize that MORMONs really wait on their god to tell them what to do??
Usually through what their Living Prophet® says??
In conclusion let us summarize this grand key, these Fourteen Fundamentals in Following the Prophet, for our salvation depends on them.
1. The prophet is the only man who speaks for the Lord in everything.
2. The living prophet is more vital to us than the standard works.
3. The living prophet is more important to us than a dead prophet.
4. The prophet will never lead the church astray.
5. The prophet is not required to have any particular earthly training or credentials to speak on any subject or act on any matter at any time.
6. The prophet does not have to say Thus Saith the Lord, to give us scripture.
7. The prophet tells us what we need to know, not always what we want to know.
8. The prophet is not limited by mens reasoning.
9. The prophet can receive revelation on any matter, temporal or spiritual.
10. The prophet may advise on civic matters.
11. The two groups who have the greatest difficulty in following the prophet are the proud who are learned and the proud who are rich.
12. The prophet will not necessarily be popular with the world or the worldly.
13. The prophet and his counselors make up the First Presidencythe highest quorum in the Church.
14. The prophet and the presidencythe living prophet and the First Presidencyfollow them and be blessedreject them and suffer.
I testify that these fourteen fundamentals in following the living prophet are true. If we want to know how well we stand with the Lord then let us ask ourselves how well we stand with His mortal captainhow close do our lives harmonize with the Lords anointedthe living ProphetPresident of the Church, and with the Quorum of the First Presidency.
Ezra Taft Benson
(Address given Tuesday, February 26, 1980 at Brigham Young University) http://www.lds.org/liahona/1981/06/fourteen-fundamentals-in-following-the-prophet?lang=eng