To: Free ThinkerNY; a fool in paradise
His old lady?
2 posted on
07/13/2012 6:25:18 PM PDT by
Revolting cat!
(Bad things are wrong!)
To: Free ThinkerNY
A nude man swinging a chin saw, what could go wrong.
3 posted on
07/13/2012 6:31:38 PM PDT by
doc1019
(Voting for the lesser of two evils is still voting for evil.)
To: Free ThinkerNY
Sounds like a man who's Got Wood.
He wasn't totally naked. He had a hat on.
I said HAT on. Yes I did. My mind was leading me in a different area. But I pervailed.
4 posted on
07/13/2012 6:37:47 PM PDT by
Responsibility2nd
(NO LIBS. This Means Liberals and (L)libertarians! Same Thing. NO LIBS!!)
To: Free ThinkerNY
Any bath salts involved in this story?
5 posted on
07/13/2012 6:40:12 PM PDT by
stormhill
To: Free ThinkerNY
Knox County Sheriff's Office Deputy Scott Ritch said he approached the residence after a neighbor complained about the sight of Stevens swinging a chain saw at the large downed tree while nude. Stevens is listed as 5 feet, 11 inches tall and weighing 210 pounds.
Mmm-hm. The dude is NUDE for crying out loud. What other measurements and dimensions were there to add to the report?
Forget it. I DON'T wanna know.
6 posted on
07/13/2012 6:41:54 PM PDT by
Responsibility2nd
(NO LIBS. This Means Liberals and (L)libertarians! Same Thing. NO LIBS!!)
To: Free ThinkerNY
7 posted on
07/13/2012 6:43:09 PM PDT by
cripplecreek
(What does it profit a man if he gains the whole world but loses his soul?)
To: Free ThinkerNY
"46-year-old Knox County man has been arrested after he was using a chain saw in his yard to cut up a toppled tree while nude." And they call this a "free" country.
8 posted on
07/13/2012 6:43:22 PM PDT by
Flag_This
(Real presidents don't bow.)
To: Free ThinkerNY
the sight of Stevens swinging a chain saw at the large downed tree
Well right here's your problem.
9 posted on
07/13/2012 6:44:47 PM PDT by
cripplecreek
(What does it profit a man if he gains the whole world but loses his soul?)
To: Free ThinkerNY
10 posted on
07/13/2012 6:46:38 PM PDT by
BenLurkin
(This is not a statement of fact. It is either opinion or satire; or both)
To: Free ThinkerNY
Maybe the poor guy likes the feeling of high velocity sawdust on his.....oh nevermind.
11 posted on
07/13/2012 7:04:42 PM PDT by
SnuffaBolshevik
(In a tornado, even turkeys can fly.)
To: Free ThinkerNY
“Nude man armed with chain saw arrested in East Knox County”
Be careful where you’re a-swigin’ that machine, pal, you may cut the wrong log!
To: Free ThinkerNY
Well, they should all just count their blessings, he could’ve been using a jackhammer
To: Free ThinkerNY
Ya know, at some point in time, this sounded like a good idea to this guy.
He thought..."Ya know, I'd like to take my clothes off, get muh saw and go out there and cut up that tree!"
Yeah, it made perfect sense to him. So thats what he did.
And then came the moment he saw the Po-Po pulling up.
At that precise moment in time...it all fell apart.
"DAMN!...I'm out here nekkid with a chain saw...Whut the hell was I thinkin'?"
15 posted on
07/13/2012 7:20:13 PM PDT by
Tainan
(Cogito, ergo conservatus sum)
To: Free ThinkerNY
Lindsay Medd Stevens, AKA Stubby......
16 posted on
07/13/2012 7:23:39 PM PDT by
jwalsh07
(.)
To: Free ThinkerNY
I miss my hometown of Knoxville, TN.... not because of stories like this, however.
17 posted on
07/13/2012 8:00:44 PM PDT by
Volunteer
(Though I know that the hypnotized never lie, do ya? - The Who)
To: Free ThinkerNY
It’s always good to wear safety glasses when using a chainsaw. Wonder if he had any on.
To: Free ThinkerNY
Ya know....in my wood shop class....they always emphasized safety....
He shoulda been wearin’ steel toed boots!
20 posted on
07/13/2012 8:35:14 PM PDT by
G Larry
(I'm under no obligation to be a passive victim!)
To: Free ThinkerNY
...The sight of Stevens swinging a chain saw at the large downed tree while nude.
Now there’s something you don’t see everyday...Got splinters in your butt or something?
21 posted on
07/13/2012 8:50:09 PM PDT by
Route395
To: Free ThinkerNY
using a chain saw in his yard to cut up a toppled tree while nude.That's a crime? Maybe only if he misses...
23 posted on
07/13/2012 11:10:54 PM PDT by
Libloather
(The epitome of civility.)
To: Free ThinkerNY
Nude male/chainsaw....
One doesn’t even like to THINK about the hazards.
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