Ha! Great post- I wouldn’t say amusement is the word I conjured in my head; more like practicality.
Zombies? Pshaw! Those look to me more like defensive strongholds for when the Progressives start marching on us.
And that’s EXACTLY what people are referring to when they say “zombies” these days. Kinda like the word “Amish” around here.
Hoards of welfare dependent zombies, roused up from the dead/couch by the neCromancers Al Sharpton and Jesse Jackson by the mystical intonations of “you don’t got no food ‘cuz they duz!”,
looting and pillaging their way across the landscape.