[UCANSEE2]

Why are black holes always so bright ?

[Young Werther]

Did they find it in the West Wing?

[bigbob]

Kind of the Mama Bear of black holes, eh?

[beethovenfan]

There’s one in Washington. It sucks in money from everywhere in the country.

[blueunicorn6]

I tried to weigh a black hole once. It sucked in the scale.

[Raycpa]

Mini-micro black holes exist and can be found in my checkbook.

[blueunicorn6]

Black holes emit radio signals?

“Muskrat Suzie and Muskrat Sam
Do the Jitterbug down in Muskrat land...”

That song was the precursor for an alien invasion.

[Condor51]

1. Some suggest they may have sprung into existence as tight clusters of stars collapsed into one single black hole.
   
2. Others theorize that they may have come about as entities all on their own in the aftermath of the big bang;
   
3. others yet say that maybe they started out as massive black holes that shrunk over time for unknown reasons.

Very Interesting.

If the answer is number three, someone better get on the phone to Stephen Hawking asap and apologize before its too late for him (or write an email, etc). As that shrinkage would fit into his 'now discredited' Hawking Paradox and its associated Hawking Radiation Theory (information can never be lost they said ('proved'), so Black Holes could never shrink into oblivion).