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Posted on 07/06/2012 4:28:38 PM PDT by InvisibleChurch

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To: I see my hands
Name one thing that is black and white and read all over.

A Bible.

Name three things that are black and white and red all over.

Three nuns falling down the stairs because they were reading their Bibles.

21 posted on 07/06/2012 5:05:08 PM PDT by UCANSEE2 (Lame and ill-informed post)
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To: InvisibleChurch
A bride who is chaste in the morning is chased at night.

22 posted on 07/06/2012 5:05:15 PM PDT by I see my hands (It's time to.. KICK OUT THE JAMS, MOTHER FREEPERS!)
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To: I see my hands
What is the bus driver's name?

Me.

23 posted on 07/06/2012 5:07:08 PM PDT by UCANSEE2 (Lame and ill-informed post)
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To: InvisibleChurch

Descartes boarded the plane and fastened his seat belt. A few minutes after takeoff the stewardess asked him, “Sir, would you like something to drink?”

Descartes replied: “Hmm... I think not.”

Then he disappeared.


24 posted on 07/06/2012 7:42:21 PM PDT by Random_User_250
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To: Beave Meister

My car tells me that my door is a jar. It’s not a jar, it’s a door. Stupid car.


25 posted on 07/06/2012 8:02:02 PM PDT by CJ Wolf
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To: Joe 6-pack
A Buddhist calls in an order for a pizza. The guy on the phone asks him what toppings he’d like and the Buddhist says, “Make me one with everything.”

make me one with everything dalai lama

26 posted on 07/06/2012 9:25:37 PM PDT by higgmeister ( In the Shadow of The Big Chicken!)
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What do you call an Argentinian on the moon?

An astronaut.

27 posted on 07/07/2012 4:35:09 AM PDT by InvisibleChurch ( if you love, you will not condemn, and if you condemn, you cannot love)
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