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SHOULD WE WHIP IT? This will help you decide.
Source: Laz's twisted brain. | July 6, 2012 | By Lazamataz

Posted on 07/06/2012 10:43:49 AM PDT by Lazamataz

This was inspired by the original DEVO flowchart, but I felt the original author had far too many logic errors and missed song lyrics.



TOPICS: Humor; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: whiplist
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To: Strategerist
The problem is “Whip It” doesn’t work as well as “Drop a Mk 54 Torpedo.”

Let's see if I can rewrite the song for your specs:

grab that Mk 54 Torpedo
don't let the sub slip 
step on a crack 
break your momma's back 
when a problem comes along 
you must hit it with a Mk 54 Torpedo
before the cream sits out too long 
you must hit it with a Mk 54 Torpedo
when something's going wrong 
you must hit it with a Mk 54 Torpedo

now hit it with a Mk 54 Torpedo
Until it's sunk
Sink it up 
get straight 
go forward 
move ahead 
try to detect it 
it's not too late 
to hit it with a Mk 54 Torpedo
hit it with a Mk 54 Torpedo good 

when a good time turns around 
you must hit it with a Mk 54 Torpedo
you will never live it down 
unless you hit it with a Mk 54 Torpedo
no one gets away 
until they hit it with a Mk 54 Torpedo
i say hit it with a Mk 54 Torpedo
hit it with a Mk 54 Torpedo good 
i say hit it with a Mk 54 Torpedo
hit it with a Mk 54 Torpedo good 

grab that Mk 54 Torpedo
don't let the sub slip 
step on a crack 
break your momma's back 
when a problem comes along 
you must hit it with a Mk 54 Torpedo
before the cream sits out too long 
you must hit it with a Mk 54 Torpedo
when something's going wrong 
you must hit it with a Mk 54 Torpedo

now hit it with a Mk 54 Torpedo
Until it's sunk
Sink it up 
get straight 
go forward 
move ahead 
try to detect it 
it's not too late 
to hit it with a Mk 54 Torpedo
hit it with a Mk 54 Torpedo good 
into shape 
shape it up 
get straight 
go forward 
move ahead 
try to detect it 
it's not too late 
to hit it with a Mk 54 Torpedo
hit it with a Mk 54 Torpedo good 


41 posted on 07/06/2012 12:54:56 PM PDT by Lazamataz (People who resort to Godwin's Law are just like Hitler.)
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To: Lazamataz
Laz, that was scary ... saw that word forward, FRiend.
42 posted on 07/06/2012 1:01:22 PM PDT by no-to-illegals (Please God, Protect and Bless Our Men and Women in Uniform with Victory. Amen.)
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To: Lazamataz
go forward

Know you did not mean it. thus reference the G.R.I.T.S.

43 posted on 07/06/2012 1:03:40 PM PDT by no-to-illegals (Please God, Protect and Bless Our Men and Women in Uniform with Victory. Amen.)
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To: Lazamataz

LOL


44 posted on 07/06/2012 1:06:02 PM PDT by Steve Newton (And the Wolves will learn what we have shown before-We love our sheep we dogs of war. Vaughn)
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To: Lazamataz

I would have thought “Uncontrollable Urge” would have been the more apt Laz song from Devo, but then again, If a problem comes along, Laz will hit it...Hit it good! ;)


45 posted on 07/06/2012 1:07:31 PM PDT by Norm Lenhart
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To: Lazamataz
LOL! Funny and disturbing this time, Laz. Great job!
46 posted on 07/06/2012 1:07:39 PM PDT by TheOldLady
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To: Lazamataz
Awesome! I'm going to see these guys In the St. Augustine Amphitheater in September.
47 posted on 07/06/2012 1:07:59 PM PDT by yuleeyahoo (Liberty is not collective, it is personal. All liberty is individual liberty. - Calvin Coolidge)
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To: Lazamataz

The roof, the roof,

The roof is on fire,

We don’t need no water

let the ...............BURN.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a8XsZwtmYik&feature=related


48 posted on 07/06/2012 1:17:13 PM PDT by Zeneta (Why are so many people searching for something that has already found us ?)
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To: Zeneta; Lazamataz
Sometimes the roof is the roof ... For you Laz .. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fKIW-uImYV4
49 posted on 07/06/2012 1:23:04 PM PDT by no-to-illegals (Please God, Protect and Bless Our Men and Women in Uniform with Victory. Amen.)
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To: Zeneta

Dear Chasey Lain, please let me explain.... ;)


50 posted on 07/06/2012 1:29:17 PM PDT by Norm Lenhart
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To: Lazamataz

OK, that was more than worth the click.


51 posted on 07/06/2012 1:29:26 PM PDT by Lurker (Violence is rarely the answer. But when it is, it is the only answer.)
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To: Lazamataz

Oh man what memories.


52 posted on 07/06/2012 1:29:34 PM PDT by WhirlwindAttack (Out in the country with lots of fresh water. Completly off grid now. Sat internet online.)
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To: no-to-illegals

Pop,,,,,Pop,,,,,Pop,,,,,,,,Tart


53 posted on 07/06/2012 1:30:27 PM PDT by Zeneta (Why are so many people searching for something that has already found us ?)
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To: Norm Lenhart

fun for all

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lYBIRHi5-o8


54 posted on 07/06/2012 1:33:34 PM PDT by Zeneta (Why are so many people searching for something that has already found us ?)
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To: Lazamataz

55 posted on 07/06/2012 1:38:43 PM PDT by ArrogantBustard (Western Civilization is Aborting, Buggering, and Contracepting itself out of existence.)
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To: Zeneta

yes ... fun for all .. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6dgBxbArdt4&feature=related ... am only one.


56 posted on 07/06/2012 1:39:32 PM PDT by no-to-illegals (Please God, Protect and Bless Our Men and Women in Uniform with Victory. Amen.)
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To: no-to-illegals

I’d like to see someone put this other Jennifer’s music to some A-10’s or AC-130’s

“Come trickle down and save the world two hands that I can’t see”

“Come Freedom, Come”

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JiYShNMbJWs


57 posted on 07/06/2012 1:47:50 PM PDT by Zeneta (Why are so many people searching for something that has already found us ?)
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To: Lazamataz
Laz, have to step outside of myself. Will look forward to your pings.
58 posted on 07/06/2012 1:48:40 PM PDT by no-to-illegals (Please God, Protect and Bless Our Men and Women in Uniform with Victory. Amen.)
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To: Zeneta

I’ll see your 311 and raise you some Gravity Kills ;)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8az0Y50rBlk


59 posted on 07/06/2012 1:50:22 PM PDT by Norm Lenhart
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To: Norm Lenhart

Pot odds suggest I should fold

Next hand, I’ll lead with this:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eeWjzBHUdsI


60 posted on 07/06/2012 1:56:38 PM PDT by Zeneta (Why are so many people searching for something that has already found us ?)
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