Don’t end up with seven liberal Supreme Court justices.
If you have cable TV, there won’t be much on to watch.
If there isn’t much on to watch, you will answer your door whenever someone rings.
If you open your door, you will see mormons.
If you talk to mormons, they will trick you into “praying about whether something is true”.
If you rely on your feelings, you may become a mormon.
If you become a mormon, you will have to wear magic underwear!
If you wear magic underwear, people will immediately label you as a cultist.
DON’T be a cultist!
Get DirectTV.
I laughed and then realized this was just more Mormon bashing on Free Republic.
No Mormon has ever broken into my house.
No Mormon has ever bad mouthed me behind my back.
No Mormon in my town that I know of is sucking off the teat of local welfare.
Every Mormon I know is a hard worker.
No Mormon in my town wears sagging pants or speaks in an obscene manner in public.
They knock on my door in a respectful way and I say thanks, but no thanks and they move on.
I don’t understand the blind hatred of Mormons I observe here on FR and elsewhere. I’ll vote for a Mormon without a moment’s pause as I will a Catholic or a Baptist or a Jew. (note: I did not mention the religion of peace)
