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To: HereInTheHeartland
Is the park to provide amusement for zombies; a place for them to go and relax?
Or to let normal humans visit a zombie themed park?


Great questions. I have a couple of posts about why this won't work from the "zombies go to relax" viewpoint.

Your normal humans question got me thinking along other lines. I find it very hard to believe that zombies can do a good job at designing a theme for anything. They just don't have the mental capacity. If the park theme was something like "walk forward in a relatively straight line until you hit a wall", I suppose it can be pulled off. But it wouldn't be very entertaining for human guests.

Zombie involvement in the design and theme would most certainly mean zombies would be present on site during operation. This might pose too great a risk for human visitors.

I think after looking at it both ways, I just don't see this being successful.
22 posted on 07/03/2012 6:52:40 AM PDT by mmichaels1970
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To: mmichaels1970
I think after looking at it both ways, I just don't see this being successful.

Some folks are already making money off this sort of thing. My brother in law has a friend who runs Detroit Ruins tours and is apparently facing growing competition.
25 posted on 07/03/2012 7:02:17 AM PDT by cripplecreek (What does it profit a man if he gains the whole world but loses his soul?)
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To: mmichaels1970
” I find it very hard to believe that zombies can do a good job at designing a theme for anything. “

The zombies would have to hire a normal human design firm to do the design and construction work.
This is no different from other non productive segments of our society who are incapable of doing things on their own.

I think of the Katrina situation where normal humans came in to clean up and rebuild; while incapable local residents sat and watched.

26 posted on 07/03/2012 7:04:37 AM PDT by HereInTheHeartland ("The writing is on the wall - Unions are screwed. reformist2 10:04 PM #27")
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To: mmichaels1970
I find it very hard to believe that zombies can do a good job at designing a theme for anything. They just don't have the mental capacity.

What are you saying?

That they need braaaaiiins?

36 posted on 07/03/2012 9:48:43 AM PDT by null and void (Day 1259 of our ObamaVacation from reality - Heroes aren't made Frank, they're cornered...)
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