Oh, bourbon, of course. I would suggest Evan Williams Cherry Reserve or Jim Beam Devil's Cut. Mom said she was watching the Indians/O's game yesterday, and one of Cleveland's batters hit one that landed out on Utah Street.
Somebody threw it back into the stadium. I thought, yup, he's a townie. Attitude. LOL
"As democracy is perfected, the office represents, more and more closely, the inner soul of the people. We move toward a lofty ideal. On some great and glorious day the plain folks of the land will reach their hearts desire at last, and the White House will be adorned by a downright moron."
--H.L. Mencken, The Baltimore Evening Sun, July 26, 1920
