[OrangeHoof]

the movie was bound to command a certain absurd appeal.

Nah. I'm waiting for the sequels:

"George Washington, Vampire Hunter"
"JFK, Vampire Hunter"
"Benjamin Franklin, Vampire Hunter"
"Woodrow Wilson, Vampire Hunter"
"Andrew Jackson, Vampire Hunter"
"Harry Truman, Vampire Hunter"...

[SeekAndFind]

RE: "George Washington, Vampire Hunter"
"JFK, Vampire Hunter"
"Benjamin Franklin, Vampire Hunter"
"Woodrow Wilson, Vampire Hunter"
"Andrew Jackson, Vampire Hunter"
"Harry Truman, Vampire Hunter"...

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AND THE ULTIMATE ONE....

BARACK OBAMA: TAXULA

[Sirius Lee]

Nah. I'm waiting for the sequels:

"George Washington, Vampire Hunter" Was
"JFK, Vampire Hunter"Slept with vampyrs.
"Benjamin Franklin, Vampire Hunter"Was, but also slept with vampyrs
"Woodrow Wilson, Vampire Hunter"Was a Vampyr
"Andrew Jackson, Vampire Hunter"Was
"Harry Truman, Vampire Hunter"...Wasn't, but vaporized quite a few. Good man!