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“I sure hope they have tapioca pudding for dessert. I get gas from eating all that fried food. Tapioca calms my stomach down. I like to pour a little cream on my tapioca pudding. Whipped cream is nice, too. I’m not much for lemon pudding. It’s a little too tart for me. A nice raspberry sherbert would be OK. I haven’t had a good raspberry sherbert for, oh, I don’t know, a year. I like neopolitan ice cream.....especially in a sugar cone. Yep, a good dessert always ends a good meal, I always say. Do you know that tapioca is made from squirrels?”