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Aussie police on manhunt after 93-pound mayonnaise heist
Fox News ^ | June 19, 2012

Posted on 06/19/2012 12:27:23 PM PDT by Slings and Arrows

WHYALLA, Australia – Police were Tuesday conducting a manhunt for thieves who made off with 93 pounds of mayonnaise from a business in South Australia.

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They urged anyone who heard of people making large quantities of coleslaw or potato salad to notify authorities.

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To: goseminoles
You need mega amounts of mayo for the Billy Mays Maize Maze.


21 posted on 06/19/2012 1:45:51 PM PDT by Daffynition (Our forefathers would be shooting by now.)
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To: Slings and Arrows

LOL!


22 posted on 06/19/2012 1:46:07 PM PDT by Tax-chick (Spinach at every meal.)
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To: Slings and Arrows

What a hoot!! Honestly, its going to be a miracle whip to find this guy. It going to take a hellmans sort of policework. They will have to bring out the A-1 canines.


23 posted on 06/19/2012 1:49:17 PM PDT by goseminoles
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To: Slings and Arrows

I have an alibi.


24 posted on 06/19/2012 1:50:45 PM PDT by GSWarrior
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To: Daffynition

And a little bit of blow..


25 posted on 06/19/2012 1:51:28 PM PDT by goseminoles
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To: Slings and Arrows

Must have been foreigners. A real Aussie would have been off with the Vegemite.


26 posted on 06/19/2012 1:55:49 PM PDT by Deek
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To: P.O.E.

Is that by Harry Baloneyfonte?


27 posted on 06/19/2012 2:00:07 PM PDT by Slings and Arrows (You can't have Ingsoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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To: Slings and Arrows

Reminds me of the TITANIC shipment of Mayonnaise going to Mexico to replace guacamole.

They celebrate that loss each year as the “Sinko de Mayo”.


28 posted on 06/19/2012 2:16:49 PM PDT by Ruy Dias de Bivar (I LIKE ART! Click my name. See my web page.)
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To: Slings and Arrows

Hell, man! You’re welcome.


29 posted on 06/19/2012 2:22:03 PM PDT by TheOldLady
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To: TheOldLady

You’re a master of the Kraft.


30 posted on 06/19/2012 2:28:57 PM PDT by Slings and Arrows (You can't have Ingsoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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To: treetopsandroofs

They actually stole 2 - 46# tubs. Don’t ask me why they said 93# of mayo since 46+46=92 (???)


31 posted on 06/19/2012 3:16:37 PM PDT by TheOldLady
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To: Slings and Arrows

You really bring home the bacon, lettuce and tomato.


32 posted on 06/19/2012 3:24:05 PM PDT by TheOldLady
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To: a fool in paradise

Somewhere this evening some Aussie mates are getting high sniffing and smoking pure grade mayo. I wish I was with them.

Sometimes the potent stuff from the continent of Asia makes it to California (via Meheeco, of course.) I’ll have to check with my contacts in Hollywood in a couple of days.


33 posted on 06/19/2012 7:13:37 PM PDT by Revolting cat! (Bad things are wrong!)
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To: Joe 6-pack

And it will take a Miracle to save him!


34 posted on 06/19/2012 7:25:51 PM PDT by US_MilitaryRules (Unnngh! To many PDS people!)
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To: TheOldLady
You really bring home the bacon, lettuce and tomato.

...aaaaaaaaand that's a wrap!


35 posted on 06/19/2012 8:02:33 PM PDT by Slings and Arrows (You can't have Ingsoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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To: Slings and Arrows

;-D ;-D ;-D


36 posted on 06/20/2012 5:43:09 AM PDT by TheOldLady
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