Posted on 06/19/2012 12:27:23 PM PDT by Slings and Arrows
WHYALLA, Australia Police were Tuesday conducting a manhunt for thieves who made off with 93 pounds of mayonnaise from a business in South Australia.
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They urged anyone who heard of people making large quantities of coleslaw or potato salad to notify authorities.
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LOL!
What a hoot!! Honestly, its going to be a miracle whip to find this guy. It going to take a hellmans sort of policework. They will have to bring out the A-1 canines.
I have an alibi.
And a little bit of blow..
Must have been foreigners. A real Aussie would have been off with the Vegemite.
Is that by Harry Baloneyfonte?
Reminds me of the TITANIC shipment of Mayonnaise going to Mexico to replace guacamole.
They celebrate that loss each year as the “Sinko de Mayo”.
Hell, man! You’re welcome.
You’re a master of the Kraft.
They actually stole 2 - 46# tubs. Don’t ask me why they said 93# of mayo since 46+46=92 (???)
You really bring home the bacon, lettuce and tomato.
Somewhere this evening some Aussie mates are getting high sniffing and smoking pure grade mayo. I wish I was with them.
Sometimes the potent stuff from the continent of Asia makes it to California (via Meheeco, of course.) I’ll have to check with my contacts in Hollywood in a couple of days.
And it will take a Miracle to save him!
...aaaaaaaaand that's a wrap!
;-D ;-D ;-D
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