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Aussie police on manhunt after 93-pound mayonnaise heist
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| June 19, 2012
Posted on 06/19/2012 12:27:23 PM PDT by Slings and Arrows
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To: goseminoles
You need mega amounts of mayo for the Billy Mays Maize Maze.
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posted on
06/19/2012 1:45:51 PM PDT
by
Daffynition
(Our forefathers would be shooting by now.)
To: Slings and Arrows
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posted on
06/19/2012 1:46:07 PM PDT
by
Tax-chick
(Spinach at every meal.)
To: Slings and Arrows
What a hoot!! Honestly, its going to be a miracle whip to find this guy. It going to take a hellmans sort of policework. They will have to bring out the A-1 canines.
To: Slings and Arrows
To: Daffynition
And a little bit of blow..
To: Slings and Arrows
Must have been foreigners. A real Aussie would have been off with the Vegemite.
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posted on
06/19/2012 1:55:49 PM PDT
by
Deek
To: P.O.E.
Is that by Harry Baloneyfonte?
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posted on
06/19/2012 2:00:07 PM PDT
by
Slings and Arrows
(You can't have Ingsoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
To: Slings and Arrows
Reminds me of the TITANIC shipment of Mayonnaise going to Mexico to replace guacamole.
They celebrate that loss each year as the “Sinko de Mayo”.
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posted on
06/19/2012 2:16:49 PM PDT
by
Ruy Dias de Bivar
(I LIKE ART! Click my name. See my web page.)
To: Slings and Arrows
Hell, man! You’re welcome.
To: TheOldLady
You’re a master of the Kraft.
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posted on
06/19/2012 2:28:57 PM PDT
by
Slings and Arrows
(You can't have Ingsoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
To: treetopsandroofs
They actually stole 2 - 46# tubs. Don’t ask me why they said 93# of mayo since 46+46=92 (???)
To: Slings and Arrows
You really bring home the bacon, lettuce and tomato.
To: a fool in paradise
Somewhere this evening some Aussie mates are getting high sniffing and smoking pure grade mayo. I wish I was with them.
Sometimes the potent stuff from the continent of Asia makes it to California (via Meheeco, of course.) I’ll have to check with my contacts in Hollywood in a couple of days.
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posted on
06/19/2012 7:13:37 PM PDT
by
Revolting cat!
(Bad things are wrong!)
To: Joe 6-pack
And it will take a Miracle to save him!
To: TheOldLady
You really bring home the bacon, lettuce and tomato....aaaaaaaaand that's a wrap!
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posted on
06/19/2012 8:02:33 PM PDT
by
Slings and Arrows
(You can't have Ingsoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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