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Windows 8 Consumer Preview - One word: fail (hilarious rant)
http://www.dedoimedo.com ^ | 21 March 2012 | Igor Ljubuncic

Posted on 06/19/2012 9:08:43 AM PDT by Notary Sojac

Windows 8 is obviously geared toward smartphones and tablets, or as we should call them, stupidphones and craplets. Lovely. Except, Windows 8 will also be shipped to customers running normal computers where battery life is of no consideration, screen size is ample, and productivity and efficiency are more important than looking cool.

OK, let me be blunt. No one is going to write their business PowerPoint presentations on a smartphone. No one is going to design a new car on a tablet. No one will run protein folding on their smartphone. No one will play ArmA II on a smartphone. No one will use those little bricks of plastic diarrhea for anything more than updating the status of their miserable existence on some social network. Mindless drones worldwide will bend over for you, but they will not bring you any cash, because mindless drones earn less than smart people. If you think smartphones are the future rather than yet another complimentary piece of electronics for your household repertoire of pr0n devices, then you should probably go to a weapons store, buy a pistol, buy one bullet, chamber the bullet, cock the weapon, flip the safety pin down, aim for your already lobotomized forehead, and pull the trigger.

....if you are willing to use a touch interface for viewing content, underneath a solid film of peeled skin and grease, food stains and fingernail cuts, then you are officially a retard.

(Excerpt) Read more at dedoimedo.com ...


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I excerpted this article due to all the embedded graphics which are an essential part of reading. The quotes above should give you an idea of the "preview"!
1 posted on 06/19/2012 9:08:53 AM PDT by Notary Sojac
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To: ShadowAce

For your tech Ping list...


2 posted on 06/19/2012 9:15:09 AM PDT by CedarDave
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To: Notary Sojac

This seems like it is geared towards tablets and phones- they should have just aimed it that way and made a professional version for Desktop (and laptop) workstations


3 posted on 06/19/2012 9:16:31 AM PDT by Mr. K (I AM WRITING-IN PALIN/GINGRICH)
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To: Notary Sojac

Spot. On.


4 posted on 06/19/2012 9:17:09 AM PDT by JOAT
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To: rdb3; Calvinist_Dark_Lord; Salo; JosephW; Only1choice____Freedom; amigatec; stylin_geek; ...

5 posted on 06/19/2012 9:17:36 AM PDT by ShadowAce (Linux -- The Ultimate Windows Service Pack)
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To: Mr. K

“This seems like it is geared towards tablets and phones- they should have just aimed it that way and made a professional version for Desktop (and laptop) workstations.”

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Yes. I am waiting for the Win8 phones to come out, and a worthy competitor for the iPad, with some PC functionality would be great. Accessing the local network, anyone?

On the Desktop, I’m still settling it with Win7. MS pushes the OS turnover cycle way too frequently.


6 posted on 06/19/2012 9:21:55 AM PDT by EyeGuy (Armed, judgmental, fiscally responsible heterosexual.)
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To: Notary Sojac

New Coke flop


7 posted on 06/19/2012 9:23:04 AM PDT by listenhillary (Courts, law enforcement, roads and national defense should be the extent of government)
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To: Notary Sojac

Is there a code of silence in Redmond or has anyone at any level had the courage to speak up and ask ‘Why are people - especially corporations - still using Windows XP?’

Could it be that the interface struck the right balance between gee-whiz graphics and speed? Could it be that it was finally made stable enough and had the buy-in of developers that Microsoft claims to love?

Could it be that file searches completed before your birthday, your anniversary and Christmas elapsed as contrasted with Vista and 7?

Could it be that an OPERATING system, i.e. an environment that allowed applications to run and work to be one, is what the people wanted, not a hodgepodge of kindergarten-level primary colors and choice-defying proprietary search engines, browsers, etc.?

Software ‘synergy’ was old hat a decade ago. People want the best of breed, period. Colorforms Windows? No thanks.


8 posted on 06/19/2012 9:26:35 AM PDT by relictele
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To: Notary Sojac

Always sell short on the EVEN numbered releases from Microsoft


9 posted on 06/19/2012 9:26:58 AM PDT by Mr. K (I AM WRITING-IN PALIN/GINGRICH)
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To: Notary Sojac; texas booster
No one will run protein folding on their smartphone.

Hey now. HEY NOW!

10 posted on 06/19/2012 9:27:04 AM PDT by martin_fierro (< |:)~)
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To: Notary Sojac

At a dr appointment, so no time to read the story. Hopefully, they pointed out that you do not have to use the touch interface and can switch to a traditional desktop when using a PC.


11 posted on 06/19/2012 9:28:06 AM PDT by The Iceman Cometh (Proud Teabagging Barbarian Terrorist Hobbit Son-of-a-Bitch!)
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To: Notary Sojac

At a dr appointment, so no time to read the story. Hopefully, they pointed out that you do not have to use the touch interface and can switch to a traditional desktop when using a PC.


12 posted on 06/19/2012 9:28:16 AM PDT by The Iceman Cometh (Proud Teabagging Barbarian Terrorist Hobbit Son-of-a-Bitch!)
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To: Notary Sojac

At a dr appointment, so no time to read the story. Hopefully, they pointed out that you do not have to use the touch interface and can switch to a traditional desktop when using a PC.


13 posted on 06/19/2012 9:28:42 AM PDT by The Iceman Cometh (Proud Teabagging Barbarian Terrorist Hobbit Son-of-a-Bitch!)
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To: Notary Sojac

At a dr appointment, so no time to read the story. Hopefully, they pointed out that you do not have to use the touch interface and can switch to a traditional desktop when using a PC.


14 posted on 06/19/2012 9:28:54 AM PDT by The Iceman Cometh (Proud Teabagging Barbarian Terrorist Hobbit Son-of-a-Bitch!)
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To: Notary Sojac; Swordmaker; Ernest_at_the_Beach; SunkenCiv; ShadowAce

15 posted on 06/19/2012 9:35:56 AM PDT by martin_fierro (< |:)~)
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To: Notary Sojac

After reading the full article, I’m starting to suspect that the author just might not like Windows 8. But it’s hard to tell, as he’s so reserved in his language.


16 posted on 06/19/2012 9:37:24 AM PDT by kevkrom (Those in a rush to trample the Constitution seem to forget that it is the source of their authority.)
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To: The Iceman Cometh
Hopefully, they pointed out that you do not have to use the touch interface and can switch to a traditional desktop when using a PC.

At the doc for a case of multi-postitis? :)

The author says that despie being able to use a traditional desktop in the developer previews, he could not do so in the consumer preview; a major change he was unhappy with (and a significant source of his dislike, having previously been positive about the developer preview).

17 posted on 06/19/2012 9:41:21 AM PDT by kevkrom (Those in a rush to trample the Constitution seem to forget that it is the source of their authority.)
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To: Mr. K
Always sell short on the EVEN numbered releases from Microsoft

Win 98SE was a win. Sell short releases from Microsoft with a name but no number. (Millenium Edition, Vista.)

18 posted on 06/19/2012 9:44:19 AM PDT by Yo-Yo
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To: Yo-Yo

Win 2000 Pro was a win, too, in terms of Microsoft.


19 posted on 06/19/2012 9:49:45 AM PDT by Dr. Sivana ("You forget, it isn't who you claim, but instead, who claims you. We don't claim you!")
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To: Notary Sojac

All the even numbered Windoze OSes are crap. All the odd numbered ones work a bit better.


20 posted on 06/19/2012 9:51:53 AM PDT by Jack Hydrazine (It's the end of the world as we know it and I feel fine!)
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