[SWAMPSNIPER]

Everyone needs to practice saying NO just so you don't forget how!

[molson209]

Happy Birthday ??

[bcsco]

I have a good friend who sky dived last October at age 91. He plans to do it again this fall...

[G Larry]

“He would not drive above the speed limit, even if I made us run very late.”

As a frequent offender, speeding doesn’t make up for poor planning.
It only gets you to the next stop light ahead of the other guy.
3 lights and you’re all even!

[skeeter]

She shouldn’t beat herself up - unless she also packed his chute.

[Bob]

Manhattan real estate investor David Winoker died with sky diving instructor Alexander Chulsky on Friday during a failed tandem parachute jump in Ulster County, New York, when their parachute did not open.

Actually, they didn't die when their parachute didn't open -- they died when they hit the ground after their parachute did not open.

[circlecity]

I’ll do just about anything the wife asks, because it’s generally easier than arguing about it, but jumping out of a perfectly good airplane is a definite line in the sand.

[xrmusn]

Actually it is hard to assess guilt without putting an eyeball on the wife.

Allowing your wife to ‘pack your chute’ is up there with the no-no’s, almost like saying

“Never hand a loaded pistol to anyone unless she thinks it is her hair dryer”.

[RobertClark]

For Sale: Parachute, used once, small stain. Make offer.

[Fido969]

“I was wondering why the ground seemed to be getting so close, so fast.... Then it hit me.”