It’s great being a lab rat.
Three square meals a day
Snacks
No cats, hawks or other critters to bother you
Every night, sweet-sweet-sweet muskrat love mmmm mmmm mmmm
Great healthcare plan
Great dental plan
and most of all....YOUR DISEASES ARE CURED!!!
And to top it off, a great “retirement” plan....it’s just that no one sees a retired lab rat....just vague promises and funny looking photos from a place called “Disney”.
Oh well. Pass the bacon bits.