[LibsRJerks]

Hey, don’t make fun. Colon cancer is a tough thing. My mom died of it at 63, far too young.

I know I’m headed for it, probably. I have a very sensitive stomach, IBS type symptoms all the time.

I plan to get screened at 50, like everyone should — unless they have a big history, and then screening should start at 40.

[ak267]

It’s great being a lab rat.

Three square meals a day
Snacks
No cats, hawks or other critters to bother you
Every night, sweet-sweet-sweet muskrat love mmmm mmmm mmmm
Great healthcare plan
Great dental plan
and most of all....YOUR DISEASES ARE CURED!!!

And to top it off, a great “retirement” plan....it’s just that no one sees a retired lab rat....just vague promises and funny looking photos from a place called “Disney”.

Oh well. Pass the bacon bits.

[FReepaholic]

...I have a very sensitive stomach, IBS type symptoms all the time...

Try Phillips Colon Health. I had the same thing for most of my adult life. Started taking those about a year ago. They worked for me within a few days. I can eat anything without fear now. Even Mexican food. :-)

[steve86]

I know I’m headed for it, probably. I have a very sensitive stomach, IBS type symptoms all the time.

So do I but will never get colon cancer. I always tell my GP not to send me to a GI Specialist because people with non-ulcerative IBS never get colon cancer.