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The poor teddy bear!
1 posted on 06/17/2012 6:41:02 AM PDT by Morgana
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To: Morgana

What does the teddy bear look like??


2 posted on 06/17/2012 6:46:27 AM PDT by goseminoles
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To: Morgana

SMOKEY THE BEAR says “Only you can prevent this from happening. Make sure your pour water on this guy.”


5 posted on 06/17/2012 6:49:30 AM PDT by blueunicorn6 ("A crack shot and a good dancer")
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To: Morgana

Just one more of the “Whaaaaa, I want attention!!!!!” crowd. It’s not about the teddy bear, it’s about doing the nasty in public so that everyone sees him and he gets his 15 minutes in the news.


6 posted on 06/17/2012 6:51:12 AM PDT by bgill
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To: Morgana

Take him to the zoo, give him the opportunity to do this with real bears.


9 posted on 06/17/2012 6:57:30 AM PDT by umgud (No Rats, No Rino's)
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To: Morgana

For the fourth time in the past two years, a Cincinnati man has been arrested for masturbating in public with the aid of a teddy bear


Well at least he’s not into venture capital or private equity.


11 posted on 06/17/2012 7:00:39 AM PDT by OwenKellogg
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To: Morgana; windcliff; I Drive Too Fast

Gives new meaning to the Elvis song.


13 posted on 06/17/2012 7:20:49 AM PDT by stylecouncilor (Some minds are like soup in a poor restaurant...better left unstirred.-PG Wodehouse)
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To: Morgana

This wouldn’t happen if only a guy and a teddy bear could marry.


15 posted on 06/17/2012 7:40:00 AM PDT by blueunicorn6 ("A crack shot and a good dancer")
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To: Morgana

Get a room!


16 posted on 06/17/2012 7:40:21 AM PDT by popdonnelly (Socialism isn't going to work this time, either.)
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To: Morgana

17 posted on 06/17/2012 8:21:59 AM PDT by martin_fierro (< |:)~)
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