An elementary school teacher decided to expand the horizons of her students. During the visit to a nearby farm, she challenged the children to raise their hands up if they knew the correct sound made by each animal.
“Who knows what sound a cow makes?” she asked.
Cindie willingly and politely raised her hand and said, “Moooo!”
“Very good, Cindie,” replied the teacher,” and what sound do sheep make?”
“Baaaa,” answered Jimmy. She continued this for a while. Then she asked, “And what sound does a pig make?”
All the children in the class raised their hands all at once! She was surprised at the response.
“Little Johnny, go ahead and tell us the sound the pig makes,” she encouraged.
He composed himself took a deep breath and bellowed, “Up against the wall and spread ‘em, you little thief!!”
I know a lot of them, but none that can be used here.
/johnny