Can I get one for my kitchen?
Bloombutt will be all over it.
The french fry vending machine lasted about three weeks - I doubt this will have a longer life expectancy.
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Mama mia! Does it come with the girl?
Um, yum! Geeks everywhere will unite for fresh pizza from a vending machine.
This was a scam about 10 years ago on the east coast. An ad in the WSJ by Magnum enterprizes. The offered to fly my mom down to Florida to see the ‘factory’ in Orlando. I told them I had a brother in Orlando, he’ll just come and look at the factory. They would NOT give a street address. They were busted a few months later. Most investors lost 10 to 15 grand. The few machines that actually were put into use made people sick as hell.
Better get in at the bottom, before the company stocks explode in value like Facebook’s!
This is the best day of my life!
But it took so damn long (all of about three minutes) that I started buying that Jose Cuervo pre-mix crap that they sell in the stores now. Just pour it over ice and instant margarita. But it was a crappy margarita that made my stomach burn and gave me headaches.
Eventually I decided that taking the extra time to mix a "perfect" margarita was worth it. Pure, clean ingredients that allow you to sip and savor your margarita instead of guzzling it and wincing.
So I guess it will be the same with the pizza pies. The super pizza chains like Dominos, Pizza Hut and Papa Johns make super awful pizza pies. Yet if you take the time to visit a pizza joint that makes real brick-oven pizza with honest ingredients - well, you have a superior pizza pie experience and that's the kind of pizza I shall seek. Not the vending machine pizza. Not the convenience store pizza. Certainly not the cardboard pizza that you eat at Chuck E. Cheese while a hundred kids run around you like maniacs.
Now that’s what I’m talking about!!
It’s horrible.
If airport ticket kiosks can cause 8.2% unemployment, just think what this thing will do.
Let’s wait and see. I used to actually like the “pizza” at the skating rink.
Never. Domino’s has become pizza crack, and having one a block away...hide the bathroom scale. For the price of a grocery store, crap pizza, I can get a seriously addicting Domino’s pizza. White sauce, chopped tomatoes and bacon has turned this family into addicts. You can have my Domino’s when you pry it...never mind, it’s too embarrassing. I want to shake the hand of their master chef and marketing genius, and I used to be a complete “Italian family owned” pizza snob.
Let me know when New York outlaws it. Then I’ll know it’s good enough to try some.
Some foods are ok to heat up from frozen or from a package but not pizza. Freshly made pizza has no substitute.
The pizza machine should be right next to the 32 oz. soft drink dispenser and the popcorn machine. Then watch the
NYC mayor’s head explode.
Combine it with Redbox and you got pizza and a movie!