[Rides_A_Red_Horse]

They’re not monkeys, they’re chimps, or at least apes, if they are too abstract to be chimps in particular.

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They're just dishonest animals being far too complicated.

On the other hand, horses are good, decent, honest and unpretentious animals.

A horse is a horse.

[Slings and Arrows]

...is a horse.

Of course.