Did you hear about the two cannibals who passed their friend on the street?
Practice safe eating - always use condiments.
I fired my masseuse today. She just rubbed me the wrong way.
A Freudian slip is when you say one thing but mean your mother.
Shotgun wedding A case of wife or death.
I used to work in a blanket factory, but it folded.
Q: What did the cannibal do when he didn’t like his neighbor?
A: He scraped him off his plate.