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2 posted on 06/08/2012 5:42:27 AM PDT by starlifter (Pullum sapit)
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To: starlifter

D’oh! Aargh. I thought for sure I had it. Ha! This is silly.


5 posted on 06/08/2012 5:44:04 AM PDT by NietzschesJoker (Silence, exile, cunning--a few of my favorite things.)
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To: starlifter

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO TGIF!!!


9 posted on 06/08/2012 5:53:29 AM PDT by Currentriverrat (People are calling our President the Fresh Prince of Bill Ayers, that's not allowed is it?)
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Bubba The Baptist ..

Each Friday night after work, Bubba would fire up his outdoor grill and cook a venison steak. But all of Bubba's neighbors were Catholic and, since it was Lent, they were forbidden from eating meat on Friday. The delicious aroma from the grilled venison steaks was causing such a problem for the Catholic faithful that they finally talked to their priest.

The Priest came to visit Bubba, and suggested that he become a Catholic. After several classes and much study, Bubba attended Mass and, as the priest sprinkled holy water over him, he said, "You were born a Baptist, and raised a Baptist, but now you are a Catholic."

Bubba's neighbors were greatly relieved, until Friday night arrived, and the wonderful aroma of grilled venison filled the neighborhood once again.

The Priest was called immediately by the neighbors and, as he rushed into Bubba's yard, clutching a rosary and prepared to scold him, he stopped and watched in amazement.

There stood Bubba, clutching a small bottle of holy water which he carefully sprinkled over the grilling meat and chanted: "You wuz born a deer, you wuz raised a deer, but now you is a catfish!"

20 posted on 06/08/2012 6:36:24 AM PDT by N. Theknow (Kennedys=Can't drive, can't ski, can't fly, can't skipper a boat, but they know what's best for you.)
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