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1 posted on 06/01/2012 11:41:20 AM PDT by SaraJohnson
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One in five bravely admitted their mistakes

mistakes?
2 posted on 06/01/2012 11:45:22 AM PDT by kevcol
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3 posted on 06/01/2012 11:46:53 AM PDT by dfwgator
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Alarmism. Chlorine and proper filtration takes care of everything.


4 posted on 06/01/2012 11:49:36 AM PDT by The KG9 Kid (Semper Fi)
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I feel guilty about peeing in the Pacific while surfing.


5 posted on 06/01/2012 11:49:48 AM PDT by skeeter
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If you're taking a refreshing dip in a pool with four other people, odds are one of you is urinating.

... and two of the other three passed gas.

6 posted on 06/01/2012 11:51:44 AM PDT by gov_bean_ counter ( A good measure, pressed down, shaken together and running over...)
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Urine is sterile, isn’t it? Nbr 2 on the other hand is what we should worry about!


7 posted on 06/01/2012 11:53:25 AM PDT by goodnesswins (What has happened to America?)
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I used to keep a sign up on the fence surrounding our pool.

"We don't swim in your toilet so please don't pee in our pool"

10 posted on 06/01/2012 11:58:10 AM PDT by Bloody Sam Roberts (I will not comply. I will NEVER submit.)
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To: SaraJohnson; a fool in paradise; JoeProBono; Slings and Arrows

Ocean levels rising, Mr Gore? Here is the reason!


13 posted on 06/01/2012 12:01:55 PM PDT by Revolting cat! (Let us prey!)
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15 posted on 06/01/2012 12:03:48 PM PDT by Joe 6-pack (Que me amat, amet et canem meum)
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Among divers there is a saying; there are those who pee in their wetsuits, and those who lie about it.


18 posted on 06/01/2012 12:10:07 PM PDT by driftdiver (I could eat it raw, but why do that when I have a fire.)
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And; public hot tubs, as in MOTEL HOT TUBS, are the worlds’ finest place to grow a big, juicy, infectious culture.


20 posted on 06/01/2012 12:25:28 PM PDT by arrdon (Never underestimate the stupidity of the American voter.)
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I have a sign in my pool area: “Welcome to our ool...noice there isn’t any P in it!”


23 posted on 06/01/2012 12:34:43 PM PDT by ExCTCitizen (If we stay home in November '12, don't blame 0 for tearing up the CONSTITUTION!!)
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CRANK YANKIERS - “I PEED IN YOUR POOL!”

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lyv5ciW2zt0


27 posted on 06/01/2012 1:13:49 PM PDT by Terry Mross ("It happened. And we let it happen." Peter Griffin - FAMILY GUY)
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31 posted on 06/01/2012 2:12:13 PM PDT by JoeProBono (A closed mouth gathers no feet - Mater tua caligas exercitus gerit ;-{)
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33 posted on 06/01/2012 2:48:30 PM PDT by Revolting cat! (Let us prey!)
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34 posted on 06/01/2012 2:52:10 PM PDT by Revolting cat! (Let us prey!)
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There are a lot of fishes living in our oceans, rivers and lakes. Has anybody given thought as to where exactly these creatures go to relieve themselves?


36 posted on 06/01/2012 7:54:02 PM PDT by SamAdams76
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That’s why people have a sign at their swimming pools that says, “Don’t piss in my swimming pool and I won’t drink out of your toilet”!


38 posted on 06/01/2012 8:17:32 PM PDT by dalereed
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I don’t drink water becuse fish pee and crap in it!!


40 posted on 06/01/2012 8:23:24 PM PDT by dalereed
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My new Hobby, dropping Baby Ruth Bars into Public Pools and filming the reaction to post on YouTube.

Next up, Mountain Dew.


41 posted on 06/01/2012 8:35:23 PM PDT by Kickass Conservative (Confucius say, short note better than long memory....)
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