[Homer_J_Simpson]

I call bait and switch. They tease us with Hedy Lamarr on the cover, then give us a bunch of pics of her co-stars in the article. I know, there are some dog pictures, but still . . .

There is a severe cheesecake outbreak on pg 32, FWIW.

[PAR35]

I don’t know which is worse - the transvestites featured on page 88 or the shameless hussies on pages 32 and 33.