'Fifty Shades' books now have fan fiction of their own

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[Perdogg]

Not all that long ago E L James was Snowqueens Icedragon, cranking out her sexed-up "Twilight" fan fiction online.

Well, faster than you can shriek your safe word, her kinky "Fifty Shades of Grey" trilogy has fanfic of its very own in the same place where she first serialized her story under a different title.

[Perdogg]

I saw a woman by the pool reading the second book the other day. I should have gotter her number.

[b4its2late]

Mommy porn.

[longtermmemmory]

based on public comments about the subject matter,

Mel Gibson’s Ad Executive Character will finally know what women want.

(for those in rio linda, ewwwwweeeeeee!)

[Last Dakotan]

Best SNL skit in a while;

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DW-4Fn-d9OY

[xsmommy]

ahem.....

[b4its2late]

LOL! Thanks for the link.

[submarinerswife]

I should have gotter her number.

Yeah and depending what chapter she was on, you wouldn't have had to pay for it. Wouldn't that be a change?!

[Argus]

I’m amazed nobody’s come out with the homosexual version yet - “Fifty Shades of Gay”.

(or, for that matter, the interracial version, “Fifty Shades of Barry”.)

[Vermont Lt]

My wife read three pages of the first book the other day. She is a well satisfied woman, who is not a prude—but who would cut off her foot before discussing her sex life.

She is also a writer by profession.

She could not get past the horrible writing in that book. She found it unreadable from a writing perspective.

We just made love instead. Works for me.

[submarinerswife]

LOL That was really funny.

Kristin Wiig is one of the very best cast members that SNL ever had. She ranks up there w/ Gilda Radner and Jan Hooks (from the late 80’s). She will be missed.

[longtermmemmory]

it is just the old romance novels for those who don’t find the real world perverse enough.

the “naughty bits” are all that really matter to those readers.

the real story is the loneyly desperate women in the rubble of the feminist movement.

(see the old monkey experiment where simulated companionship was selected over food)

[NeoCaveman]

I saw a woman by the pool reading the second book the other day. I should have gotter her number.

Yup.

[Explorer89]

I can neither confirm nor deny.

(in my best Gilbert Gottfried voice....) Holy ———! is this wrong!

[Perdogg]

I read some reviews on Amazon and most of them commented on how bad the writing was.

[xsmommy]

LMAO !

[NeoCaveman]

I just knew I’d find you two here....

[publius911]

Bookmark

[Explorer89]

The question is, what are YOU doing here? Trolling for pointers? ;P

[xsmommy]

Pretty sure he’s secretly reading it.....