[Lazamataz]

Belize rhymes with Police.

It's clearly a Belize State.

[SaraJohnson]

A creepy place for a creepy guy. :(

[Kenny Bunk]

For many years now, the natives of Belize have achieved the The Uncoveted First Place Award in my annual report:

The Relative Uselessness of Caribbean Natives to Yachtsmen.

There simply is no way to describe their complete state of utter and ungracious dysfunction. They are so useless, their efficiency experts fly in from Jamaica. Their attitudes so rotten, the natives of the USVI look jolly and helpful. Their criminality outdoes that of Gypsy Bands.

Cause? Well, there's the daily dose of Marxism in the English Language broadcast from Cuba. There's the drug thing. There's the Gangsta Thing (I am sure Trayvon will have a school named after him ... if they can ever get it together to build a school)

Now I am sure that some folks who have done the Eco-Tourist thing there have met some perfectly "nice" people. I am talking the real people who work (LOL) around what passes for boatyards.

My question for Mr. McAfee, why Belize? Was Albania booked? Convention in North Korea?

[Squantos]

Land of the LBFM’s...