I'm sorry you're a fat chick.
Since posting here, I’ve met a lot of cool people I like whom I enjoy posting to.
Yes, there are many cool people here.
I lurked here for four years before signing up
Lots of mouthy n00bs claim things like that.
you clearly have a bug up your rear end for me.
Perhaps you speak above your station.
I’d like to get along with you
That isn't out of the question. You still have be slapped around first.
You think you’re crusty and mean?
I'm all full of sunlight and rainbows. True story.
LOL. Well, I am a chick, but I'm not fat. "In crowds" are fine in high school, but a little weird coming from the keyboard of an old Texas guy, don't you think?"
"I lurked here for four years before signing up"
"Lots of mouthy n00bs claim things like that."
Could be. I couldn't care less what other noobs claim. I know what I was doing. My husband was watching the election returns in 2008, and I couldn't stand it. I was on FR, and when people started posting, "McCain can't win, it's over", I lost it.
"Perhaps you speak above your station."
Don't think so. If you earn respect, I'm glad to give it.
"I’d like to get along with you"
"That isn't out of the question. You still have be slapped around first."
Fair enough. Now consider your slapping done, because I slap back, and a PMSing woman will slap harder, I guarantee it.
"I'm all full of sunlight and rainbows. True story."
Yeah, yeah. And Obama's as straight as Chuck Norris.